SMALL WILLY, BUT A SHIT LOAD OF CASH!!......



 
 
 

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Thur Aug 17, 2000 - 12:05pm

Ok so a girlfriend of mine, who will remain nameless found out that a good friend of hers was back in town after spending the summer in China.  Basically this guy is absolutely filthy rich, not sure how or why he's rich, but he is totally fucking loaded.  Anyway this particular guy is in love with my friend and she decided last night that she would "give it a go", even though she's absolutely not in love with him and doesn't even particularly fancy him, but loves him like a brother!! okey dokey then.  Anyway I've just spoken to her and it didn't go as well as expected, apparently he has a very small willy and fumbles in bed like a teenage boy....never mind mate, best to do it with someone that loves you for your goofy self as opposed to just "getting by" with a guy who has a large amount of cash......


So two interesting pieces of news today, one is that a cow escaped the slaughter house and was found running around Queens, then next was that a plastic bag was found on the west side of 14th street with a load of body parts in it....nice!!

So Ayla's cocktail party was a blast last night, however getting to her roof deck in my lovely polka dot dress was a bit of a struggle as you had to hitch up your dress and climb through the kitchen window, not exactly elegant but definitely doable.....

Ok so another bit of interesting news, a bridal shop in Brooklyn went up in flames early this morning and a lot of the wedding dresses are now ruined, however what makes this story bizarre is that the shop is right next door to a Fire Station......hhheeelllooo!!

So back to the cocktail party, oh yeah lots of fun and really nice people, I felt a little overdressed though in my fancy dress and high heels but fuck it, it's a party.  I also met Ayla's boyfriend (Gregg) who by the way is a dream to look at.  He's only a small little thing (then again Morpheus is a little cutie as well!) and bald as a coot, but he has these beautiful penetrating eyes and a doll like smile, really cute, she's a lucky girl!!

Actually she's producing and acting in an upcoming play and wants some help with the promotion etc. so I said that I'd talk to my lot at the theatre to see if we can help in any way...don't see why not!!

My mate Buddy Weiser just called about this coming weekend at the house, it's definitely going to be tight but I'm sure we can work something out, if not then he's got the floor, not particularly comfortable but that's all I can do at present, unless of course he'd like to sleep in the outside shed!!

Ok I'm going to do some work and then hit the roof again as it's beautiful out there.  I'm hoping my girlfriend will join me and update me with last nights news!!

Ok so I have two entirely different web pages that I'm going to give you, check them out crazybitch.com and zyworld.com, both VERY different but fun!!

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