Sun Aug 20, 2000 - 8:20pm

They were supposed to come last night but they had too much work to do, which sucks on a Saturday but what can you do.  Michael is Irish and probably the whitest person I've ever seen in my life, I thought I looked pale but he makes me look black.  Yoshiko doesn't seem to dig the sun too much as she stayed under the beach umbrella.  There a really nice couple!!

I covered myself a lot today as yesterday I caught a little bit too much sun, best to be safe.  BITCH has gone completely black and she keeps referring to herself as now resembling a Cambodian Refugee, she's a freak.  Morgo's face is pretty red and the top of his chest he never actually really lies in the sun, he swims a lot, in fact that's pretty much all he does...the boy's a mermaid.  He was flying his kite this afternoon which was pretty cool, although it barely missed us a few times...

So Candy was invited by Caprio's mother and sister round to their house this evening for drinks.  She didn't seem that keen to go, but she's been gone a while now so she must be having fun.  The only people here now are Buddy Weiser and Morpheus.

There was an Irish woman on the beach today sunbathing topless, good for her as no one ever does over here.

So apparently my good friend Buddy Weiser had liposuction about 5 years ago, performed by his dad who is a plastic surgeon and also responsible for bringing the concept of liposuction from France to the US.  How's about that then?  I cracked up when he told me, he showed me the scars to prove it as well, which did seem rather big, the reason being is that his dad gave him pretty big stitches, because Buddy wouldn't wait and wanted to get back to New York real quick, so his dad made them big so that he could take them out himself, which he did....absolutely fucking disgusting!!  I think it's hysterical that he actually had the liposuction in the first place,  I mean he's a guy and not even a gay guy, just seems bizarre to me......  funny!!

So Josie and Chesty Bush are arriving tomorrow to no doubt completely takeover as their prone to do.  It will be good to see them, I also think that Chesty Bush is bringing out his new 29 year old embryo boyfriend....can't wait to meet him!!

OK dinner is ready I'm off, sorry if today's page was a bit crap, nothing has happened though except for the liposuction story which I thought was pretty cool....