Mon Aug 7, 2000 - 12pm

Morpheus left at 6am this morning to catch the ferry back to the city, poor guy must be so tired, we didn't sleep well last night, there was a lot of thunder about and as he knows I'm frightened shitless of thunder.  Yes I know it's pathetic for a woman of my age but some silly cow of a teacher told the classroom that we were in as children that when it was thundering and lightening that god was angry with us...what a bizarre and stupid thing to say to a bunch of kids under the age of 6, I mean that's physchological fucking damage that is.  Anyway it makes me a little nervous, so I was very pleased to have my hubby to cling on to.  I also got bitten last night which I'm not very happy about, right on the small of my back...little bastards.  Must remember to buy some "blast and kill the fuckers" spray later on.

Also a note to my friend SFNB, it's a Monday, there supposed to be bad, you have a great life, wife and baby.  Go buy yourself a very fattening big cream cake and I promise you'll feel so much better.....love ya mate!!

OK I'm going to drag Cricket out of bed and head for the sands......I'll speak to you later on when I'm all pink and glowy

5 HOURS LATER
What did we do, you want to see the fucking colour of the pair of us, Cricket has a big red nose and I got some serious sun of my belly...  It was a very deceiving sun with lots of wind and very hazy, but we got most of today's sun in the first hour of us being at the beach.  We took a break to get some fat sandwiches, then both fell asleep on the beach.  I awoke with Cricket already back at the house and sand in every orifice of my body...

So we have a huge amount of meat in the fridge that needs to be eaten, maybe grill it outside.  We haven't had a drinky since Friday so I guess a few bottles will be downed tonight and we may even go into town for more drinkies.  See what happens when husbands disappear, wifey gets naughty with the girlfriends.  Come on this is Fire Island, have you seen some of the guys on this island, please they're all fat construction workers with no conversational rapport in their huge heavy bodies...I don't think so!!

I guarantee that Morpheus will work late tonight, not wanting to go home particularly early if I'm not there.......  Come on sweetie, if your reading this then get your arse home, sit around the house in total peace and quiet eating KFC, probably with absolutely no clothes on and playing Play station.  What a perfect scenario for a guy that has freedom for a few nights...god I'm a great wife!!

What am I insane? why am I giving him ideas? the above is ok but I'm sure going to a strip bar with a bunch of guys and getting some woman to dance astride whilst pushing her tits in your face is a much better evening....god I'm losing my touch.

I'm hoping that my mate Ty will come tomorrow afternoon like originally planned, the trouble is though is that she's a bit of a workaholic and will feel bad about chilling out for a couple of days on the beach with me...who wouldn't want to do that, come on!!!  You know you want to Ty!!