Kiwi Boy has just announced that he's an Abbaholic, he's such a sad fucker, really he is.....

The helicopter came by again this evening which really got this lot all excited, apparently SOMEONE ELSE is dead or dying or nearly dying...whatever.  The noise those things make are just wild, there sooo loud.

So I had a nap before for a couple of hours, which was good because I was exceptionally tired after getting to bed at 4:30 this morning and I was getting very grumpy and miserably bitchy type this afternoon, so I felt it necessary to hide away for a bit and get some rest.  Ooooh poor me, lying on my fat arse all day on the beach and I still manage to get shitty and craggy.

So I think everyone is happy, the boys have the smallest room though, but I reckon that it will encourage them to have more than one shower within the next 5 days if they have to share such a small space.  As Buddy said the bedroom is a "kinetic texture example of society today".

I've just got back from cycling to the store for more provisions, I love cycling, not very good at it but it's so much fun.  So tonight's dinner consists of salad with slight sautéed scallops, followed by tuna steaks and couscous.  Very health and delicious.

So Cricket was telling everyone last night about her fabulous trip to Bermuda and all the delicious boys that she met.  She also mentioned that since being back she is having sex withdrawals and has now begun to masturbate on a regular basis in front of the tv.......  Maybe it's time to fly one of these guys over, as  Jodrell Banking in front of the tv is not something that should happen on a regular basis, unless of course you're a big fat white trashy guy who shags his dog and kicks his wife.....

So this evening has been very nice, not a big drinking evening which is nice for a change.  After dinner we all floated back inside from the deck, Cricket went off to bed around 11, but she read for a couple of hours.  The rest of us decided to play Cranium,  a board game that Jose and Kirk had bought.  It's a series of different types of questions, either multiple choice questions, a spelling question, a cranium clay question which means that you basically mold a piece of dough into something that your team has to figure out etc. etc..  The game is brilliant, I'm saying that of course because myself and Morpheus won, we're good at these sort of games because we both think the same way, so it's usually quite easy for us, god doesn't that sound pompous. In the end though you have to remember that it is really ONLY A GAME, it's just a shame that certain others didn't realise that as well.......