MILK BOTTLE?...........

(Click the milk bottle, it's a site devoted to the collection of milk bottles....sad!!)

So, apparently the guys got sooo drunk that around 1am this morning they went off to St Marks Place and got themselves some tattoos.....whoa!!
Run the Hun is now proudly displaying Tony the Tiger on his right forearm and a bottle of milk on his left.  Daft Stephen went one a little further and got a little mouse to the right of his crotch with a speech bubble saying "Pussy, don't eat me".  NUTTERS, TOTALLY BARKING MAD!!!
 

TO ALL MEN OUT THERE
Ok guys got one for you, what do you think of this???

• girl meets guy, he's younger, she's older
• she dates him maybe twice, rest is phone conversations
• she's in HIS area one afternoon and drops by his apartment
• he's out but his roommate (another guy) lets her in
• she's sitting in HIS lounge on his couch when he gets home
• he seems happy that she's there but is off for a lads weekend and has a flight to catch
• he walks her out, they kiss goodbye
• SHE NEVER HEARS FROM HIM AGAIN!!!!

What do you think????

A)    He was never going to call her anyway and was just being polite...
B)    He was completely freaked out to find a bunny boiling scary eyed bread knife wielding 30 something on his couch........
C)    The plane crashed.......
D)    He knows damn well she shagged his flatmate - just to pass the time.....

Mail responses to:  spraggworld@yahoo.com

I'm off for my now 40 minute friggin run, then crashing out on the roof for a bit...later!!!