I think I'll go and lie on the deck, crash out and get some sun at the same time.  Yeah I know, what a life, well someone's got to do it.

As I'm writing this I'm watching "The View" and there just about to interview Naomi Campbell, the one supermodel that I can't stand, and yes just as I expected, dumb arse giggly girl, trying to look shy and coy.  She's talking about going away to that retreat or wherever it is she went and getting through her "anger" phase.
Apparently she attacked her assistant who is presently suing her...good for her!!!

Much later......

Mr. Diggler was very understanding about the training session, he even gave me some flu symptoms stuff which dissolves in your mouth.  I took it but won't take it, I hate it when you have to let chemically stuff dissolve in your mouth, it makes me want to puke....

I sat around the pool for a while in the hot heat, christ it was hot out there today.  I spoke with my friend Lee for a little while, we were meant to go and watch her at the New York Comedy Club on the East Side tonight but I don't think I'm up to it.  It's a shame because we've been meaning to hang with her and Brett for a while now but never seem to quite get there.  There off to Jamaica this coming Sunday, we may go there in October instead of Zanzibar, we'll have to see what they say on there return.

The pool side was really busy today, lots and lots of different shapes and sizes.  There was this guy with tiny tiny speedos on, jesus they were diddy, anyway he also had two nipples rings as well, which looked particularly stupid I thought.  The blonde California grandma was there also today who looks like one long piece of skinny leather with a blonde mop head and extremely long skinny tits, just like that old dear from "There's Something About Mary", you know the one I mean.  Jesus she was sight...  Also the french muscle man was there, who by the way is screamingly gay with his blonde OLDER girlfriend who constantly nags him about sun block, moving nearer the shade, don't stay in the water for too long, jesus lady, shut the fuck up will ya....

I came back down later to find a nice message from my mate Buddy Weiser and a not so nice message from our other sharers at the house Mr. Boockvar.  He mentioned AGAIN that the two beach chairs were still broken, well they would be wouldn't they?  And that I should find who broke them and get them to pay $86!!  Is he fucking insane?  Firstly I don't know whether any of my lot broke the chairs, secondly they are so NOT worth $86.  He also said that I had to bring toilet tissue because there wasn't any, that's a lie also because Cricket bought some and I personally put the package in the hallway cupboard.  He then mentioned that on their arrival their towels were wet and draped over the barbecue (you can't blame him for being pissed off there) and why was that?.  Well anyway I rang back and said that the situation with the towels is the cleaners fault and that he should take it up with her, the chairs are just chairs and they break, so get over it, and the toilet tissue was placed in the cupboard by myself.  Basically don't be calling and scolding me down the phone like a child mate, you don't know who your dealing with.

So no doubt this evening I will be getting a return call back from either him or his wife, I'm not in a pleasant mood today due to this cold, so just let him start, I'll be ready....................