SKINNY DIPPING WILLIES AND TITS........



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Sat July 15, 2000 -


I awoke to the smell of eggs, bacon, bagels, orange juice.....fabulous!! Never jumped out of bed so fast in my life, hardly had time to kiss Morpheus good morning.  Poor boy was completely zonked out, either from the drinking and lateness of last night or because I kept him awake for most of the night by kicking the crap out of him for waking me because of his incessant bloody snoring!!!!   MEN!!

Everyone was already up when I entered the living room, even BITCH, and she had been pretty wasted the previous night.  We ate in moderate silence, all reading our own books or the New York Times.  It was lovely actually as there was no pressure to be hitting the beach and lathering ourselves with cream because basically there wasn't any sun!!!  No, it was in actual fact pretty shitty weather outside.

So most of today was spent doing our own thing, I went and played ball with Morpheus in the kids park....yeah I know!!  Morgo and BITCH went off for a swim (nutters!!) and then a walk.  Carl and Sumiko went for a run.

I read and slept with Morpheus for most of the afternoon, then with a terrible pang of guilt went off for a run, by myself, leaving lazy arse Morph to sleep. I only managed 25 minutes which is pretty crap, wanted to do 40mins, couldn't as my chest started to wheeze with this cold that I can't shake off......no it's not an excuse, honest I have a cold ok!!!

We left the house before 8pm this evening, got our groceries and booze en-route, got Kory (lovely boy) to deliver them to the house and then hit the town for a happy hour drink.  The thing with Ocean Beach town is that it's very very young and so no matter how good your feeling, those little witches with their tiny tiny midriff tops and the dick head lads with jeans that hang just below the arse will still make you feel absolutely shite crappy and very old......

There is one advantage though to being older, you drink older sort of drinks.  Not your crappy Bud Light that's like Poland Spring water or Amstel, give me a grown up drink, give me a "Sex in the City" Cosmopolitan thank you very much garcon!!!!  Cosmos always do it for me, I love them to pieces, they usually give me a little buzz straight away and then generally they keep me feeling pretty damn good for most of the night....  Even big bad Carl had one, which is strange because he did look rather girly and puffy looking with his Cosmo, but for some reason Morpheus never does when he has one, I wonder why that is???

Morgo ordered himself a whiskey.....jesus the waitress pretty much filled half of a brandy glass with the stuff, he can drink that boy.  I'm not sure what BITCH had but I know it will of been very very alcoholic.....

So later on......back at the house, we cooked, we ate, we played "Cranium", hysterical game.  I think I've mentioned this before but it's a cross between Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary and Play Do!!  Carl and Sumiko won hands down!!  The rest of us were crap.

The best part of the weekend was just about now......

After the game, BITCH, Morgo, myself and Morpheus went down to the beach, it was about 5 I guess now.  Morgo proceeded to completely strip off and jump in the sea.  He wanted the rest of us to follow but nobody else moved....All of a sudden I felt myself standing up, stripping off (amazing because I'm a real prude and will ONLY let Morpheus see me naked) and jumping straight in.  I can't tell you how good it feels to be bare arse naked in the sea, it's an amazing sensation.  The only trouble though, was that I was very drunk and when I tried to GET OUT of the sea it just kept pulling me back in until it got to the point where I was in a bit of trouble and apparently Morpheus panicked and started running towards me but Morgo was already in the sea, saw me in trouble and just yanked me out.  Anyway after the panic was over both BITCH and Morpheus, stripped and came running in...I'm telling you it was brilliant, loved every minute of it, no qualms, or embarrassment, just bare arse naked people running around the beach.

Later.......

BITCH and Morpheus proceeded to have a wrestling match (with their clothes on), we sat around, watched the sun come up and then headed back with half of the beach up our arses, in our hair and ears...yuck, it then all went straight into our beds.   What a brilliant night, good friends, good food, great sea!!!

I think I may have to start skinny dipping as a regular part of my life.......exhilarating!!!
 
 

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