Dirk always has shitloads of gossip about the other members but the bugger won't tell me anything, I've told him that names wouldn't be mentioned but he won't.  Don't worry, I'll work on him.... Actually he was telling me that apparently Mike Tyson is permanently on medication to keep him cool headed and chilled, but that just before a fight, his people take him off the medication so that he goes completely nuts in the ring!!!.....the man's an animal, shoot him like you would a lame horse, right between the eyes!!

So Morpheus got me some clothes the other day from French Connection in Soho, a pair of trousers and two tops.  The trousers are great, but one of the tops is too small and the other I'm just not going to wear because it's a turtle neck and I can't wear them, they make me feel too restricted around the neck, drives me nuts.  So today I managed to talk my girlfriend Bridget in to coming out for a walk just for an hour to exchange my clothes.  She's only just got back from Guatemala and has loads of deadlines to hit, so one hour is not really an hour she can spare...but she did!!

It's pissing it down outside but who cares WE'RE OFF SHOPPING.   French Connection at present are having a massive sale at the moment, with old stock but also some new!!.....now this is where problems begin.  You see the blue shirt, I just needed to exchange it from a 6 to an 8 that wasn't a problem.  However the other top (which is about $24) I had to exchange, which leaves me free to roam the shop for an alternative....

You see giving me freedom to roam a shop that has new stock in AND old stock is just a disaster zone for my wallet.  So without boring you too much, I ended up leaving with a bunch of clothes that cost me $209.  Not exactly $24 but hey fuck it, there was a sale on.  I'm telling you girls they've got some fab little capri linen pants with sequins attached to the bottom panel, there just yummy and the new stock is really quite adorable for the 'Fall.

On our way home (it's only a 10 minute walk from the apartment) I was telling her about going to see the X-Men.  Bridget then told me that she'd had an interview Rebecca Romjin-Stamos, who plays Mystique in the X-Men and that she was saying that even though the filming of the movie had been complete over a year ago, she was still seeing blue within her pores over her body, and that the blue body painting that she had to go through every day was "a fucking nightmare".  Cool, a super model that doesn't mind getting a bit mucky!!!

So I'm back from my little shopping haunt which was much fun, now I have to go out in my new outfits, actually the sequined pants I got I can just lounge around in, there just brilliant!!

Christ some stupid bitch has just been calling me from some university in the city, every time I answered (it must of gone 4 times) there was just an annoying fax beeping sound...  So she just rang asking for the number to fax Ernest on???  I told her that she'd gotten the wrong number and she had the audacity to question me!!  "Are you sure?" she said....ddddhhh, this is my house you dickhead....christ some people are idiots!!

OK so I need help people, we have these two free flights that we want to take probably beginning of Oct.  Now because we're off on vacation at Christmas time we don't want to be spending too much money on the holiday beforehand.  I don't really want to travel to far, maybe out towards the British Virgin Island, but then they'll be expensive won't they?  Anyway if you have any suggestions of somewhere that is relaxing, with lovely white sandy beaches, nice weather and decent digs for not too much dosh then please let me know!!  Don't worry about Morpheus, if it's decent and reasonably priced he'll go anywhere, so long as I organize it..... Him?   no chance, wouldn't do it if his life depended on it.....