I was woken this morning about 9:45am by the cleaner coming in to, well clean I guess. So I shot up, barely covering my nakedness and asked her very nicely in broken English (she's Spanish) to come back in a bit.

For some reason since that RCN man came last week, this friggin computer is now really really slow.  I can't get anything downloaded and when I type my pages up, nothing comes on the screen until a few seconds later...I'm quick but not that quick.  There's nothing more annoying than a slow computer, especially as now we have super duper RCN, its' SUPPOSED to be really quick.....well it's not!!  I sent Morpheus an email this morning asking him nicely to please please call the RCN man back, explain to him that he fucked up his installation and get him back here pronto....fingers crossed!!

My run was great this morning, a little hard on the chest but definitely good.  There was a guy on the running machine next to me, that I've seen around the gym for years, although he has been missing for the past 18 months.  Anyway, he's very attractive, has lovely hair and a long straight Romanesque nose, which I love.  Apparently he's a screaming queen but is constantly staring at me, he does it all the time.  Honestly I'm not just saying that, and getting all cocky, but he really does stare at me a lot, you know in that sort of way look.  It's just a bit weird and confusing, is he checking me out because he reckons he should swing back, is he bisexual (which aggravates the fuck out of me, make your mind up people, what do you want? dick or beaver? which is it to be, don't be getting greedy and wanting both...not fair!!).  Anyway it was quite flattering for me because he is really cute, then again I was looking all red and horribly sweaty, not my best moment!!

My friend Julia was in the changing rooms afterwards prancing about with her big silicon tits hanging out which I must confess are absolutely fabulous, they just look sooo good.  She's great, always makes me feel good, tells me I look in great shape every time I see her.  My god why can't guys do that, if Morpheus said even just once a month that I looked great, I think I'd die of shock, honestly it just wouldn't happen!!

So I'm in the library as we speak updating today's page, the cleaners at the house so I don't want to be there getting in her way.  I really need to get on with some theatre work today but the computer is way too slow and I know I will want to throw it out of the window halfway through.

Alright I'll be back, need to at least start this theatre stuff, I've got until the 21 Aug to start, finish and send our first of the season newsletter, so I'd better get a move on.

Oh yeah like the heading says, what the hell is going on with the weather, I'm fed up with this now, especially as I really need a tan if that wedding outfit is going to look any good, and I'd really rather not go on a coffin sunbed, those things creep me out......  PLEASE SUNSHINE COME OUT TO PLAY???