I had my training session this morning with Dirk Diggler my trainer, yes, believe it or not, that's the name he wants to be known as.  Believe me this guy is not normal, he's a freaky sort of chap, but a lot of fun and a damn fine trainer.  You see I have to be nice to him on these pages, because if not, then he's going to take it out on me in the sessions isn't he?  YES HE'S A DAMN FINE TRAINER, you getting this Dirk??

So I missed the "Survivor" program on tv last night, I was pissed off because I'd been looking forward to it.  However my friend Jodi said it was crap and pretentious.  Apparently they eat rats but then they have like some kind of stage set up for their "meetings", I mean if your living on an island, what's the deal with a stage, please.  OK, sorry for those of you who don't know what the $#^$&@ I'm talking about.  Well, there's ummmm...about 7 of them I think, all different ages, sexes, professions and there put on this island and left to fend for themselves.  However each week they have to vote someone off the island.  Can you imagine that, you'd be so hurt and upset.  Why me you bastards!!!  So each week they vote and then the last person on the island gets like a million bucks or something.  Shit I'd expect at least $5M after eating rats and living with a bunch of wankers for weeks on end.....

So, myself and Precious went out on the piss this evening, actually we went to "The Cowgirl Bar" on Hudson.  Myself, Morpheus and Cricket were there a week or two ago drinking the shots in the rain...REMEMBER!! Anyhow we sat there, me drinking Margarita on the Rocks (Precious says that's Posh) and she was drinking Strawberry Margarita Frozen (not Posh)!!  We had a blast, chit chat, chit chat, actually me and Precious can talk a storm, that's what we're good at.  It was lovely though watching the world go by and oh yeah, a fat kid that was getting on my nerves, she needed a good kick up the arse if you ask me.  After a while though we got bored with the Margarita's, left and came back to the apartment.  We'd only been in 10 minutes then Morpheus rang "where are you, we're at Cowgirl", couldn't get his shit together if he tried.  So he and Kiwi boy went onto to Pao' and we met them there about an hour later.  It was fun, they were all teasing me because today this site was officially launched and I was panicking, having a little Spragg fit, so they were laughing at me.  Aussie boy turned up which was nice because he's a friend, but then he decided to sit way over at the end of the table and be really rude and obnoxious, I swear he's such an dick sometimes.  Also I saw Gary the guy who runs the Ear Inn, he's usually such a sweetie, but he looked at me like he'd never seem me before, what a dick, I mean ok, so maybe since last summer (which was the last time I saw him) his memory is a bit vague, but don't look at me like I've got two heads, and THEN say "sorry love, see so many people, can't remember everyone" ......nice!!

Of course after Kiwi and Precious left we couldn't just come home like normal people...oh no, Morpheus suggested "Slims", so that's where we went.  Actually I'm glad because I hadn't seen my friend Joey for so long and he is a good friend of ourse, so it was good to go just to see him.  He was pleased as punch when we walked in, the place, surpisingly wasn't that packed and let me tell if you've never been to Slims, oh my god....it gets packed, your like sardines, all squashed in a smelly crappy can.  We haven't been in so long, it was nice to see a few familiar faces.  There was this weird guy slumped at the bar that kept reaching his arm across to touch mine, it was really creepy but I just thought he was a retard, as I felt a bit sorry for him.  It turns out that he was normal and completely pissed....why was I surprise, I mean come on, we were in "Slims", you certainly don't go in there for the decor and ambience.

3am...in bed with a snoring Morpheus downstairs...delightful!!