Sat June 17, 2000 - 6:pm

So we strolled to Pastis for our 9:30 reservation looking fabulous I might add, especially me in my new little outfit and THE BAG.  So many women checked that bag out, seriously it was fab.  So we get to the restaurant and these two bubble heads had fucked up our reservations,  I couldn't believe it.  Now what you have to understand is that when Morpheus gets REALLY mad, he stays quiet but you can feel him boiling inside....oh shit, here we go, not a good atmosphere at all. The bubble heads promised to look into it and find us a table, which in less than 15 minutes, they did!!  I think they realized they we weren't trying to fuck with them and that WE'D HAD a reservation but some dick at their place hadn't written it down.  So what could of been a disaster turned out fine.  I had frisee lardons with poached egg to start.  Morpheus had the carrot and cilantro soup.  We both had the leg of lamb with flageolets for entree (ok, needed more seasoning) and I had crepe suzette for dessert which was the most orgasmic experience I've ever tasted...jesus it was to die for.  So after a fabulously romantic evening we ended up at "Slims', yeah I know, but we only originally went in for one, impossible as that may seem.  We had a blast, except for seeing mad Kim (crazy girl that Joey knows), she's a very confused girl, apparently she'd broken her back and last night was only the second time she'd been out in a year.  She always does this, tells us some tragic story (the last one was an ex repeatedly coming round and beating the crap out of her), gets drunk and then repeats it to us all fucking night.  I feel for her but it wasn't the place OR the time for heavy conversations, especially as she was with clients and kept gesturing for us to hang with them at the other of the bar....I DON'T THINK SO, and please Kim stop having a conversation with me from the other end and then expect me to understand what your saying...DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING SUPERGIRL???

Oh yeah and there was some midget bitch coming on to Morpheus, my god she was wearing this skirt, that was, well more of a pelmet really than a skirt.  She must of of been 4ft, no more than that.  I hadn't even noticed, he told me this afternoon, then again I can't exactly head butt some bitch that's 2ft smaller than myself, not exactly fair.  She was a bit chunky, so maybe she could of handled herself.  Yeah right, me throw a punch in THAT outfit, maybe if I'd of been in overalls.....

TONIGHT
After a lovely day spent on the roof deck with Morpheus we got ready for tonight's bowling.  Everyone was late, no surprise there and quite a few friends didn't show at all...I hate that!!  However the friends that DID show made the evening absolutely wonderful.  Josie showed up beaming with smiles as usual, she's always good for a laugh that girl, her bowling's pretty good as well.  Candy showed with her new "I'm full of myself boyfriend"??? (let's see about that shall we) who was a blast, really nice guy and cute as a button.  He had two friends with him, one of them who I adored and bowls like a little bull dog.  The other who wants to be known as Cinnamon Beach is absolutely desperate for a shag, so girls, come on down and give me a call if you want to meet a guy in the finance section I think of Morgan Stanley.  All three of them are much younger than the rest of us, but it's nice to hang with immature, fun loving boys, makes me feel young again.  My bowling still sucks and most of the time I couldn't get the fucking ball down straight through, it kept veering off to the side...very annoying.  I managed to get a couple of strikes but not as many as most of the others.  Bull Dog is fantastic at bowls, he just throws his shoulder into it and it's off flying down the alley at an amazing pace.

Afterwards we went to Waterloo, this is where I found out how much in need of a shag Cinnamon Beach is, poor boy he's only young, he should be at it all the time.  He was moaning about some woman that would only give him a "hand job" and nothing else, well then maybe HE was doing something wrong OR not enough.....    Young cocky guys make me laugh!!

We ended up back at the apartment, except for Cinnamon Beach who went off hunting for women....I wonder if he found any??

So at 5am the next morning we were all still there drinking, partying and watching Candy and her FRIEND getting all cozy on the couch.....then they left, I wonder what happened after that?????