I still haven’t sent my brothers birthday card, will do it this afternoon I promise. I bought him two cards, one silly love you card and another that has a swinging paper spider attached; it’s pretty cool. I hope he gets them, I sent him a couple of postcards when we were in San Francisco and Canada this year, but don’t know whether he got them or not. We’re not big in our family when it comes to communication. Except for my Nana, I speak to her about once every 3 weeks or so, she’s an exceptionally cool woman.

Jesus it’s hot up here. may have to dip my tootsies in the pool I think.

So my morning routine, if anybody is interested is:

• Wash face with Milky Wash from Bliss, Brush Teeth (hard).
• Go downstairs, turn on computer, and put kettle on.
• Check emails, reply or not.
• Make Earl Grey cup of tea
• Apply Neutrogena eye cream plus anti wrinkle cream, finishing off with Neutrogena Moisturizer SPF15.

That’s it, that’s my routine. So if any Neutrogena people are out there and you want me to mention NEUTROGENA a lot, then great, send me some free stuff then because it’s really fucking expensive. Actually it’s not as expensive as I’m sure Chanel products are but do women actually use that as there morning routine….suckers!!

So there’s various shapes and sizes around the pool today. There’s a blonde woman that can only be late 20’s, early 30’s and you should see the gut on her, she has the shape of my mother, heavy the middle and a sagging bottom, the thing is though that my mother looks BETTER than this girl. It’s a shame really because she is wearing a fab white bikini (you can only wear white if you already have a tan) with a beaded waist chain that sits on her hips, it looks really good. Also she has her blonde hair in pigtails and is wearing really cool pink aviator glasses. I’m impressed, she rocks!! Her boyfriend on the other hand is a long stringy lanky looking thing, however he also has cool brown aviators on. They rock!!

I must admit to you folks that I’m a little bit bored….YES I KNOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I really am a princess, even when I’m sat around a swimming pool in 80 degree heat, it’s not enough…..

The reason is though, that my head is full of what to add to this web page. I’m worried that I drone on a bit and that I’m boring my audience, so I need to think of funky links. Maybe a fortnightly “favorite web site” section or maybe I should just put every so often a link image to really huge tits for the guys and big dicks for us girls…what do you think??

I desperately need to get a tan, I’m so pale that the poolside residents are blinded by my whiteness.

Morpheus got home today around 5:30, amazing, he never gets home this early.  He's had a team of internet guru's in from Boston and has been hunched in the office bunker room with them all week and it's completely whacked him out physically and mentally.  So much so that as soon as he got home he crashed on the couch for 3 hours...sweetie!  So we decided to take it easy this evening after the heavy last weekend at the beach.  The trouble is though that when we do, it doesn't seem to coincide with our friends.  I'm serious, the phone went 7 times tonight.....HHEELLOOO, we're not playing out, leave us alone!!

I guess they'll be a time when the phone doesn't ring, then'll be sorry I ever complained.........