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Tues June 20, 2000 - 11:05pm


Well it looks like I've upset one of viewers, no I'm not going to say who it is, but it is a boy, wouldn't you just know it.  There just sensitive little creatures who can DISH IT, but generally can't RECEIVE IT.  Aaargh didums, did I upset you sweetie, well never mind, you'll get over it.
Like I've said before if you don't want things mentioned, DON'T FRIGGIN MENTION TO ME THEN!!!

As we're on the subject of boys/men, why is it that even though they don't always EXPECT a cooked meal in the evening, they generally get one, but after dinner, do they clear the plates from table to kitchen, NOOOOO they don't, they just get left, do me a favour CLEAR THE FUCKING PLATES WOULD YA!!
ALSO, if I'm going to vent, physical touch is also very important to us, go on guys just walk over and give us a hug, your not going to explode due to the emotion and feelings that go with it.  Your dicks aren't going to fall of  Women need hugs, well they need other things as well but let's not get into that one.  Just give us a hug either on the couch, in bed at the supermarket...wherever, it doesn't matter, just do it!!!

My good friend got some rather unpleasant and unwelcome news last night which I'm sure was quite upsetting.

Thinking of you sweetie!!

SHITTY MOVIE REVIEWS!!

FUTURE SPORT This is the one I watched last night.  Wesley Snipes (should of known better!), Vanessa (I have terrible skin) William's and that guy who played Superman on TV.  It's set in 2025, and it centre's around a game that is between skateboarding and basketball.  Anyway there's baddies, no story, lots of snogging and really bad acting.  One of those films that you don't really care who lives or dies...unfortunately everyone lives!!
DEEP RISING Famske Jansen, who I actually like and she goes to my gym, however the film is crap about some fuck off squid terrorizing everyone on a big ship.  Titanic meets revenge of the 60 ft calamari minus the plot, humor, kitsch and Leo
PHANTOMS Small town where everyone disappears all of a sudden due to black liquid shit coming out of the sewer (yeah I'd leave to).  Anyway Mr. Ben Affleck and that English ponce who played 'Lawrence of Arabia' are in the film, but it still makes it crap...nil point!!
ANACONDA Featuring Ice Cube (stick to Rap) Jennifer (I have a huge fat arse) Lopez and John Voight (daughter shags her brother).  It's about a big snake that can swallow an elephant but can't quite it's laughing gear round Jennifer's arse....poor Puff!!
MISSION TO MARS We actually saw this at the movies, everyone laughed at the end, it was THAT bad!!  The chick from Gladiator is in it, even Tim Robbins makes a small cameo part.  Good visually, could of been better, but they must of run out of money or balls.  Either way it's crap!!

That's all folks!........

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