SPOTTY TEENS...!!


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Mon June 26, 2000 - 3:50pm


I'm sat at Seaview ferry waiting for, well the ferry, listening to a bunch of teenagers just going on with themselves, goofing off in front of the two girls and then the girls pretending they don't like them.  I have to wonder, was I like that at 16, you know really annoying, always gobbing off about something, flirting round ugly spotty boys with greasy ay too baggy jeans.  Yeah, probably.....  Actually I was a bit rude before, one of the girls came over and apologized for them begin noisy, and that it was because they were from Kentucky and didn't know the way New Yorkers acted in public, to which I replied "that I didn't really care what any of them were doing".  Poor girl, she's only about 16 and there's me the mid 30's bitch woman who can't even say a civil word to a teenager.  Yeah well they should know better, don't talk to elders PERIOD, it just reminds us of how pathetic and ugly WE WERE at that age, so go away little girl and leave me to type bad things about you!!!

Morpheus left this morning around 7am.  I slept until 9:30 and woke with sun streaming through the windows...it was wonderful.  I potted about for a while, checking my email, watching "Rosie", and then I went off to be by myself at the beach.  As expected it was deserted, apart from a few specks of humans further up.  It was bliss, I threw caution to the wind and let more of my tits out than usual, but there was no one else around, so who cares.  Then just when I was feeling comfortable a lifeguard ran right behind me, jesus he was so close I got specks of the sand from his shoes.  So then I felt bad and covered myself up, just as well I guess, I don't want to cause a scandal out in such a decent area as Fire Island.

I didn't get many emails this morning which is unusual for me.  I think all my friends here and overseas assume that I'm out on the island all the time now, but they don't get it that I can check my emails from here as well.  So come on people, don't hate me for being out at the beach, at least I say nice things about people when I'M happy, that's got to be a good thing surely???

OK I'm bored now, the deck is filling up with babies, moms, more loud teenagers all waiting to get back to wherever they came from.  There all watching me with amusement as I'm bashing on this keyboard, maybe I'll pack it away, it doesn't really fit into the island sort of theme....

I'll be back

Oh yeah I've just started Harry Potter's Chamber of Secrets, the second book by J.K. Rowling.  I'm loving this as much as the last one...I urge you, go by these books, they're fab.

On the connecting train from Jamaica to Penn Station there was a huge man that took over two seats with the most amazing white bushy beard I've ever seen.  He reminded me of Captain Bird's Eye, he had big blue eyes, suntanned weathered skin and this white white beard.  He just looked like a kind man that would be great with kids and dogs but in actual fact is probably a mass murderer on his way to New York City to cause mayhem....

Keeping on the same topic as whiskers, I then saw as I was getting off my subway stop the most hideous looking specimen I've seen in a long time.  He had long black hair, also with a long black beard but his chest hair grew upwards through his neck and joined his beard, it was absolutely disgusting, he's probably got all kinds of rodents living in that thing.  I wouldn't mind but he had a girlfriend ASWELL.....yucky!!

So I get home around 6:30pm and find that the cleaner hasn't been, which means there's all kinds of crap in the sink, plus old pasta stuck in a saucepan....just fucking horrible.  I could of screamed, so I then spend the next HOUR cleaning up the kitchen, bedrooms, bathrooms etc.  Not any kind of way to end a lovely relaxed weekend.  I guess some of you think I deserve that considering how much time I spend at the beach, well I don't.   The cleaner comes fortnightly which means that I obviously have to clean the rest of the time, listen between myself and Morpheus this places looks like a tip within 3 days after she's been, and believe me if I sat around and waited for Morpheus to clean the bathrooms, we'd have the health people round to evict us.....seriously!!
 
 

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