WHAT A LOAD OF FUSS OVER A FINGER!!!



 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Fri June 30, 2000 - 11:25am


Ok so for some reason there's a big helicopter that has landed in the opposite field to my house, there's also a load of fire trucks as well.  Not sure what's going on, even though I did go out just now to inspect and maybe ask someone but I soon realised that I was getting funny looks from the local tennis players.  Do you think it was something to do with my Kimono?  So what if I do float around in my Kimono in the morning, what the fuck has it got to do with anyone else????

Josie has gone out for a run...good girl. I on the other hand will NOT be running because I had way too much wine last night and my mouth feels like I've swallowed a furry Gremlin....

Ok this fucking noise from outside is driving me nuts....hold on one sec!!

I'm back.....  Apparently one of the island's construction workers lost his finger while, well doing construction I guess.  So for this little event outside they've got: 1 helicopter, 2 fire trucks and 3 coppers all standing around, looking for his finger I think.  I would offer to help but I can't be bothered....

So some guy has just come in and is now looking at the kitchen cabinets as we speak.  Do you think it's all a ploy and really he wants to kill me, I hope not, because if he does then this will be it my friends, no more Spraggworld for you guys.

Ok that's boring, so today I'm shortly going to hit the beach where I will slowly burn for 5 hours, during that time either Morpheus, Cricket or Buddy Weiser will show up, then the weekend will truly begin.

Alright now I'm getting really pissed off, exactly how long does it take to fucking measure up some cupboards...

Ok I feel better now, Joesies' just got back from her run so there's another body in the house whilst the cupboard man is here...phew!!

I may catch up with you after my beach visit, later peeps......

6:10pm
We've had a great afternoon on the beach, no noise, just the waves splashing about and every now and again Josie's laugh, wow does that woman have a laugh...love it!!

So we're now waiting for the rest of the gang to arrive, although if I was honest I'm a little apprehensive after having this place nice, quiet, TIDY, not for long, not with those boys!!

I've decided that if I get nutsy over the weekend due to the sheer capacity of people in the house, then I will just take myself off for a little walk and then everything will be fine and I'll come back smiling :)

Actually I feel a bit weird at the moment, not achy or stomach, just a bit "not quite with it" sort of feeling.  I'm sure it will pass...

Ok I going to eat the rest of my fabulous roast beef sandwich and read my book, on my bed with the fan gently cooling me.....mmmm, lovely

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