I spoke to my fab girlfriend Jill in England just before, she always makes me happy Jill, she's such an easy person to chat with.  Unfortunately nothing on the romance side is going on with her, which is very frustrating because she's a babe and Manchester men are all dickheads that don't have the brains or the balls to appreciate nice chicks.  So if any of guys out there feel like spending some money for a gorgeous babe to fly over, feel free mate, go for it.  I promise you won't be disappointed.  HOLD ON THOUGH: if any of you guys out there are my friends and are interested, then forget it, I know you too well.

Ok so my slanty eyed girlfriend is complaining because she hasn't read anything about herself on the web page.  So here goes: drink problem, attitude problem, bitch of all bitches, and a compulsive kleptomaniac.  There you go my gorgeous girlfriend, consider yourself mentioned.....

So a nice FedEx man delivered my new notepad this morning, trouble is though, it DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.  I'm so pissed off, that was my new toy to play with on the beach.  The fault is that most of the keys on the keypad don't work....hello!! so what's the deal with that??  I walked round to FedEx before and very reluctantly sent it back to Virginia for them to fix.  They better be quick, I need that thing back pronto!!

I was going to go to China Town this afternoon to Pearl City and get some goodies for the beach house, but it's pissing down outside and really miserable, so I can't be bothered.  God I'm getting soooo lazy, I just sit around this apartment all day, writing on this screen.

So the Batman cartoon has just started on the Warner Brothers channel.  It's brilliant, he's like a new improved Batman and is actually quite aggressive in his manner, he doesn't take any shit from anyone.....cool!!
OK, one of the best internet sites around today, has got to be Kozmo. com   Sign on, check out video's, pick a movie, then check out snacks and get yourself some Ben & Jerry's, all without leaving your living room.  They deliver in under an hour, you get to keep the movie for three days, then call them to pick it up.  How cool is that??  We've been members for a couple of years since our video store closed across the street, and considering that we do watch a lot of movies, Kozmo were a godsend to us.  You can also get music and magazines from this site, it truly is brilliant.  NOTE: I'm not sure if you can get this service if you DON'T live in Manhattan, so don't go breaking my balls about it, if you can't.....ok?

J rang me and persuaded me to hit China Town in the rain,  so I've just got back from Pearl River,  OH MY GOD I've lived here for nearly 4 years and never knew that place existed.  Jesus I'm such a dumb arse sometimes, it's fabulous, I've just spent $50 on crap basically.  I bought a chinese sky blue umbrella for the beach, when my little face gets a tad hot.  I bought a huge beach mat for $10 (bargain).  I got some black and jewelled slippers, fancy chopsticks, loads of chinese pasta and a box of green tea bags. They have the most amazing crockery and old fashioned teapots, you could go absolutely nuts in that place.  I very nearly bought some beautiful green colored bowls and plates with a little inverted part for sauce, BUT, I'm not really entertaining that much being summer and all, so I'll wait and get them in the Fall.  If you haven't been, GO, YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.  Thank you to my friend L who recommended it last night to me and also for  J who took me there.

So Morpheus seems a lot more calm now, which is just as well considering that at 10am this morning he'd thought he'd lost the company $5M.  Hey Ho, just in a days work I guess.  I think we're going to order some sushi tonight, so maybe I should of got those dishes......