OK so to all my friends out there who this morning received there "it's official, I'm launched" email, wish me luck and be nice, ok.  It's just a bit of fun, it gives me the opportunity to be completely "self obsessed", as said by a good friend of mine.  Who incidentally still didn't leave a certain piece of paper because he's crap, actually sweetie I really don't care, I'm just $%^#& with you.......

So after visiting fabulous Pearl River shopping centre in China Town yesterday, I absolutely HAD to order Sushi last night so that we could use my new gold leafed patterned chop sticks (their dead posh).  Kiwi boy came over just after Morpheus got home from work, it was around 8:45pm at this time, I was bloody starving so we ordered from "Doo Zo" on Thompson Street. Now usually when you order take-out, especially sushi, it can fill you up pretty quickly so ordering a huge amount isn't really necessary...YEAH RIGHT.  We ordered about $100 worth of food, it was mad, even Kiwi boy, who let me tell you has a huge appetite, god can he wolf down food, said it was ridiculous how much we'd ordered.  The amazing thing is though (or not) is that after it was delivered the three large square plates of stacked food was completely demolished within 15 minutes.  Like Hyenas around a left-over carcass, it was devoured.....
Animals, that's what we are

So Survivor is on tonight, which is about 16 people of different ages, sexes, careers etc. that have been left on an island to fend for themselves.  Each week they vote someone off the island, the last one left gets $1M.  I missed last weeks, so I won't be missing this evenings.  Kiwi boy reckons myself and Morpheus are voyeurs, because we like the "Real World" and "Road Rule" programs that follow young adults around, intruding in their life's for 18 hours a day.  My answer to that is:

Alicia Silverstone is now on the Rosie show and says that since she has given up diary products, he skin is better, she's lost weight and she sleeps better.  I don't know girls, what do you think?  Maybe I'll research into it, but I LOVE CHEESE, also I don't think I could possibly eat a bag of Twiglets without a tall glass of ice-cold milk.  I mean come on........

OK I'm off to the gym, will catch up later.....

6:40pm
So after my extensive workout, which wasn't meant to happen but I unfortunately got a glimpse of myself in the mirror and this stomach is not looking good, crap, bollocks, shite....I sat around the pool with Lee (lovely girl, is a stylist a few days a week for "Money Talk" on CBS I thinkk), Peter (gorgeous model from Aussie land) and his adorable wife Emily who is also a model (swimwear I believe) from the good old UK.  So were all sat around nattering like you do, when this guy comes over who is also sitting around the pool and asks us to move closer together so that we won't talk so loud, because it's disturbing him. CHEEKY BASTARD!! We just sat there in complete disbelief, I mean what do you say to something like that, well we didn't, say anything.  Actually though thinking back, it was pretty cool, because we just sat there, stared at him, then when he walked off, we just carried on talking...HA!!

Anyway Lee was talking about her friends wedding last weekend in Boston, and that she had worn a fancy frilly sort of dress with lots of sexy slits etc to this wedding and that another friend had told her that she looked "crazy".  Now I'm not entirely sure what she means when she says "crazy".  Does it mean, "oh your wild and fab" or does it mean "you must be mad to wearing something so unsuitable to a wedding".  Either way, this woman is a silly cow and she keep her nose out.  Incidentally Lee told me this woman went and got changed later on in the evening into something black and slinky.  So it's obvious to me that she thought Lee looked fab and was just jealous....WOMEN!!  I personally always wear black to weddings, it's easy, I look good in black and it's classic.  Listen if I wore any other colour, especially pastel...yuck, it just wouldn't be me.  Then again if I didn't wear black I would wear something equally fabulous and take the limelight away from the bride....and that just wouldn't do now would it.

I'm not usually a GAP shopper, but I did wander in there and got these fabulous capri dark blue jeans that make me look a lot like a boy, but there fabulous for the beach house.  I also bought some great little sleeveless T-shirts which have exotic plants printed on them in velvet.  Yes I know that's doesn't sound very fab, but they are honestly and they were only $16.99.  What a bargain.  So there you have it, GAP can be a little bit trendy when they put their mind to it...

So tell me, when did TOURISTS start visiting Garage Gourmet?  Don't they stay in hotels that have restaurants?  Or indeed go out for dinner, I mean they are on holiday, aren't they not?  It just seemed weird to me trying to bypass this couple in the middle of the supermarket, staring into their subway street map.  I don't really think there going to find the subway there!!