Fri Sept 29, 2000 - 2pm

I did mean to get up early today and go to the gym but I overslept, still recovering from Wednesdays mad evening.  I'm going to leave the office in a few hours, so I'll take a jog on the West Side Highway I think on this beautiful Fall day.  It's definitely getting colder, but the sun is still out and hitting strong...

So I've finally got a phone back on my desk after a lengthy time without one.  I rang Morpheus and a few other friends just because I could but no one is around....pooey!!

There's hardly anyone in the office today because it's a jewish holiday....Rashashana or something like that anyway.  I think it's their New Year and then they've got Yom Kippur next week which is the important one...well I think.  Me and religion of any kind do not mix, so don't ask me.

So as I'm eating my lunch I'm flicking through Munchkins Cosmopolitan magazine, which is really the most stupid magazine I know.  Even when I was at the appropriate age to read it, it was still crap!!  The ridiculous questionnaires they put in are mad, especially the ones that are headed up "be the best girlfriend, HE ever had" or "10 ways to never lose your man".  So my question is, where are the magazines that tell men "The top 10, no screw that, 50 things that they do to drive us crazy"?  OR "which way can you be a better husband/boyfriend"  OR "Top 10 things NOT to do that would make us happy, i.e. toilet seat down, take garbage out more than once a year, pick up dirty skid marked knickers, cook because you want to, not because you feel obliged".  Seriously where is that sort of magazine for guys about US GIRLFRIENDS???? Typical.

Of course I'm not referring to Morpheus in any of the above, good golly know, my husband is absolutely perfect, I couldn't wish for a more perfect specimen!!

On that note I'm hoping that he'll take me for dinner tonight as he seemed a bit fed up last night and I want to wine and dine him and make him feel all lovely and good.

Aaaargh I've just remembered that there's loads of dishes in the kitchen that need washing...shit shit shit, hate kitchen work!!

Back to work I guess, speak later people...