The movie theatre was packed with staff from Paramount Pictures, which incidentally all look exactly the same.  Even Candy who's client is Paramount Pictures looks like the rest of them.  They all have long hair which is either blonde or brunette and they all dress and walk the same.  They even have the same coats and handbags, it was really very strange.  One girl who was sat in front of us Candy knows, so she starts to throw pieces of popcorn at her to get her attention.  The next thing this blonde girl twirls around, followed by her mane of long hair, sees Candy and then they both, honest a god in unison start to SQUEAL hello's to each other.  It was hysterical, all they did was say "hi" but I'm sure even Celine Dion couldn't of reached those notes, my god the friggin dogs start to howl out on the streets.

So after the movie we went to Uguale and had dinner with friends and also say hi to Sal the manager.  And no I didn't squeal hi, I don't squeal ok!!

Then later on even though I'm sure Morpheus really just wanted to go home and sleep, we went to see the boys Kajagoogoo and gorgeous Michael in The Barrow Pub.  We haven't been in since before Christmas and I was hoping that Andy Pandy might come in so that I could grill him about his visit to see mad woman Yvon, (see Nov 14 for beginning of romance) but he didn't so we got drunk with the guys instead.  Peter the owner already knew about my foot and so did another patron whose name I've forgotten.  It's nice to get the attention but why is everyone so interested in my goddamn foot???

Michael was a bit miffed that I constantly try and pawn him off to any of my girlfriends that come over and visit.  He reckons that I shouldn't assume he will sleep with them and that he isn't a stud or piece of meat to be passed around.  Yeah right, hello my friend your young, slim, fashionable, good looking, STRAIGHT and...................SINGLE!!

I mean of course I'm going to pass him round, men like him are completely impossible to find in New York.  In fact you know what I could make a fortune off this boy, he could be my meal ticket to fame and fortune.  Shit what did I do with his phone number again.    Aaaargh sorry Michael, I'm just messing with you sweetie.

Honestly this guy is one of the nicest men in the world.  When I first met him I thought his smoothness was just some corny act and that really he was a bastard like most of the men in the world.  But he's for real, charming, funny, smart and has a great sense of fashion flair which is a wonderful quality in a man don't you think?  Aaargh I'm sorry Kajagoogoo I'm leaving you out, you know I love you baby cakes!!

I myself have a funny story to tell you that Bridget our M.D. told me yesterday but it will have to wait as I have to go to the bank and then get some groceries.

In the meantime my mate David has sent me two links that I think you will find extremely funny.
 

EIGHT POUND MAN REMOVED
FROM WOMAN'S VAGINA!!....