So I think ok how rude but then it happens in New York quite a lot.

In the changing room I'm getting my walkman out etc. and decide to go pee before my workout.  Now the bathroom in the gym has those stalls where you can plainly see peoples feet under the door, as the door starts about a foot from the ground.  Now normally I wouldn't go staring at people's feet but there was something about the position of the feet that made me double back for another look.

Her heels were facing me, in other words she was standing over the toilet having a pee, you know like guys do.  How fucking wild is that?  Of course when the door opened I saw that it was the miserable rude woman from the elevator.  So I wonder, is she mad at the world because she has a dick?  Or did the surgery make her from nice man to evil craggy old miserable cow??  Honest though she was definitely peeing standing up, maybe she is just a normal woman but can do that standing up pee trick.  Very strange!

So my mate SFNB sent me these images of Curious George....pretty good aren't they??

So today I'm off to Washington, New Jersey to see my mate Ty and her fabulous gorgeous bundle of a baby girl, Olivia.  I'm really looking forward to it as we haven't really caught up lately and it'll give us a good chance to chat as I'm also staying overnight.

This of course means that my husband will stay late at work, won't eat the chicken that is in the fridge and will be rotten by tomorrow and won't miss me one iota!!  Actually I think he will tonight as the boy is just lovin me at the moment.

Oh yeah I saw that Spencer guy in the gym before, you remember from Mexico (See Jan 4)  Anyway he's in the gym going on with himself about how he found the scuba school that we dived with really crap.  He said that they laughed at him and that they made him go on a dive with people that weren't certified etc. etc.  Christ what a moaning old fart this guy is, he's also very weird when he speaks.  You know those people that don't have full lips, just horrible thin liney ones, well that's what he's got.  He was also going on and on about his fabulous wife...Dana who is still a bit cautious and scared of the dives even though she's done nearly 30 dives.  Helllooo, after 30 you should know whether it's the hobby for you or not.  Anyway she was a silly rude cow as well so who cares.

Oh yeah Famske Janssen was in the gym AGAIN, god she's really determined at the moment.  Anyway did you see her on Ally McBeal last night?  Jammy cow got to snog Robert Downey Junior, lucky girl, he's so hot at the moment.  I must remember to ask her what the snog was like.

OK I have to get to the Port Authority to catch my bus and I absolutely hate that place, so I need to plan my route so that no idiot goes and bounces on my foot.

Later gaters......