So ok she got here at 11am and she's STILL HERE!! Hello how long does it friggin well take? I mean four hours is surely enough time to clean an apartment that is basically one big room, oh ok plus the two bathrooms, but even so, what does she do with all that time?
Ok so I'm at the supermarket about 10 this morning buying floor wax, dishwasher detergent, glass cleaner etc. for the cleaner because we were out and I read on the front page of The National Enquirer (obviously a magazine of great standing) that Peta Wilson is now shagging Russell Crowe!. So hello where does that leave Damian Harris? (see yesterdays page) and more to the point where does that leave poor little Meg? I thought she was shagging Crowe? God this is so confusing! Why oh why can't people just decide who they want to shag and stick with it. Also on the front of the said magazine was a headline regarding Jen and Brad...."Addicted to Drugs" or at least something like that! Sooo are they both at it on the coffee table, doing the old white lines, me wonders! So what who cares, I couldn't give a shit personally.
So I got a lengthy email from my mate Cricket today, she sounds great, very jolly and happy with the world. Nothing much to report, well actually there is but seeing as I seem to be in the shit with EVERYONE at the moment, I'm going to keep my gob shut on that one.
Tonight I'm taking my mate Ayla to see "More Lies About Jerzy". I haven't been to see it and I should seeing as how I work there, so I'm looking forward to a cultural evening with my friend.
Actually after I left Irving on Irving (fab restaurant) last night with Ty I very bravely stopped off at The Barrow Pub for a little drinky with Ayla. Who do I find sitting at the end of the bar but fabulous very important friend Ed (editor of FHM magazine) chewing the cud with a guy also from the magazine. I went and said hello but left them to it as they seem to be engrossed in a worky conversation and I didn't want to be a pain. Anyway I get a call from his babe wife Bridget this morning apologising on his behalf that he didn't sit and chat with me. Please, I wasn't at all bothered, but it was still nice of her to call me, they seriously are a cool couple and are always SO busy!!
I didn't stay late, around 11, it was funny though as Yvon emailed me this morning and said that she had heard from Andy Pandy that I was in The Barrow last night. I mean can you believe that she is over 3,000 miles away but hears about me being in the pub just from last night? Jesus it's a small gossipy world I can tell you....
I have to go and email Kiwi Boy as apparently he has some gossipy about Dutchy Heinzy Boy,. must find out what it is.
Until tomorrow....