My foot is killing me so packing last night and this morning has been very horrible.  Morpheus is very quiet this morning, he's sad because we have to leave.

The line at the airport to the check-in desk was long and painful.  Also people keep dumping there luggage right next to my bad foot.  I swear I'm going to punch someone out today.

At least we've managed to secure reasonable seats.

OK so we arrived in Miami airport, thinking that we have just under an hour to kill before our flight to Le Guardia.  I should of known, especially as Le Guardia has the worst reputation in America for cancellation of flights, delays etc.  So we're sat in the check-in lounge waiting to board the 4:30pm flight.  The next thing we know is that it's been moved BACK to 9:30 tonight.  Fuck, Crap, Wank, Shite, Bollocks.

So there you go crappy end to a perfect friggin holiday.

As it turns out we did actually end up boarding around 8 I think so it wasn't too bad.  What was really bad though was Le Guardia on our arrival.  The place was packed and the luggage escalator took like an hour to start up.  I thought Morpheus was going to pop a blood vessel as he kept beating people off from coming to close to me and my gammy foot, but also having a prime position in the "grab my case" spot.  It was horrible and the airport was so hot inside I thought I was going to faint.

We eventually got our bags, hailed a cab and got home just after midnight.

You see this is what pisses me off about travel.  If you think about it we just waited one whole day out of our lives traveling from airport to airport, across skies and then from cabs to cabs. Bring on the day when we all have a "beam me up scotty" device, can you imagine how fab that would be.  I wonder if you could get the luggage beamed up as well?

So we're home, the apartment looks pretty tidy...thanks Anna!  Thank god she remade out bed, that would of been the final straw having to make our bed at this hour.  Morpheus has banned me from opening any of the horrible mail that has accumulated over the past two weeks, which is killing me, but I completely understand why!

Ok we're back, hello everyone, speak with you again tomorrow.