I kind of feel bad about all the GENUINE Ozzy fans out there, because even though he's a fellow Brit, I've never really paid that much attention to him, yeah ok so he bit off the head of a bat on stage, whoopee fucking do!!....

He's an aging rock 'n' roll star who used to be a living legend. Now he's just Ozzy the dad and is probably more respected now than he's EVER BEEN.

Apparently the show is heading to the UK so I'm hoping that it will get an even bigger response than it has done here. So if anyone is wondering where I will be tonight? Now you know.

So I've been sat here all bloody morning trying to figure out why oh why my meta tags aren't working on the theatre web page. For those who don't know, meta tags are, well, tags that allow us, the designers, to insert keywords on our homepages, making it easier for those who wish to seek us out. For instance our show is called "Swimming with Watermelons" which I have inserted, along with other key words, but for some reason whatever search engine I choose, the Vineyard Theatre doesn't come up at the top of the search engine page. This is very annoying and I can't seem to find what I'm doing wrong.  I wouldn't mind but it's fucking boiling outside and I'd much rather be out there getting some sun than stuck here.

Although to be honest I'm not sure if my body is bikini worthy at the moment, so 20 minutes ago I ordered a couple of bikini's that have those like tube tops that can be rolled down. They're brilliant if you need to walk about and don't want to show too much skin.

You know what though? I am sooo going to leave here shortly, run for as long as I possibly can and then STILL go and lie on the sundeck in something that covers me a bit. I just can't have a day like this and NOT try and get some sun, it's just impossible for me.

Because the evening was so beautiful last night, me and Morpheus went to Sushi Sambas on 7th, which of course was packed but we managed to get a table (after 20 minutes) outside. For some reason Morpheus got very tipsy after only 1 Mojita (wuss) and was very giggly and chatty all evening. You should of seen him though, as soon as we got back home he completely collapsed on me and snored like a beast for the rest of the night. I should be used to this by now, when Morpheus is absolutely knackered, he gets very punchy and slightly hysterical. These of course were the obvious signs last night, I should of known.

Ok I need to find out where me and Candy are going for our Spa day this weekend, can't remember and I guess it would help if we knew where and what time...