I love this restaurant but to be honest the service is appalling. Yes it's VERY french and don't they know it?? You literally have to kiss the waitresses ass before she'll get you anythihg. I can't remember how many times we asked for an ashtray, it never came...

So around 9pm Aphrodite got drunk and so we called it a night. Of course I was just getting started so I decided to pop into the Barrow Pub to see Ayla. I have a funny feeling that I left there last night without leaving Ayla a tip, or in fact paying AT ALL. You see what happens when Morpheus is away, I just lose the plot completely. Which reminds me he's doing fine in Miami having fun, although I did speak to him yesterday evening around 6:45 and he was in his hotel room having a nap, which is kind of bad considering he's on a stag weekend, so he really should be out and about drinking humungous amounts of booze and goggling at scantily dressed women....

Ok so where was I? Oh right the Barrow. I was glad to see my pal Ricky Moranis in there with a very cute date. I didn't really chat to him much but I would of liked to ask him how he liked those two documentary films that I gave him the other week?  Ayla as always looked fabulous, but I do need to call her very soon and at least take her out for a late lunch today or at least sometime to apologise for fleeing the bar without paying...god I'm SO cheap.

To be honest I thought it would be weird sleeping in my bed all alone without the Morpheus boy to cuddle me, but to be honest I think I was slightly tipsy last night so I pretty much just crashed as soon as I got home, which I think was only after midnight last night, but I can't swear on that, I'd have to ask Ayla.

Oh god I remember now, some guy with dodgy white sneakers and shorts on was chatting me up. God yeah that was kind of bizarre. Nice enough guy and all but really badly dressed, hey, I'm wary of badly dressed people, regardless of their sex...ok?

So today I'm going to cook myself some chicken breast because they're going to go bad if I don't use them today, and then this evening I'm meeting Tyla for dinner around 6pm at Candela and then watching our show Swimming With Watermelons with Josie and then out for drinkies. God it's tough being a girl....

Oh yeah the plane crash yesterday in Milan it turns out wasn't a terrorist attack, more likely a malfunction with the landing gear or something like that anyway. Still really bad though.

Ok I have to go and call Ayla now and do some serious ass licking....later peeps!!