So the guy behind the desk asked if I was there 4:14 appointment? yes I replied, and was soon whisked off to the changing rooms and given my robe plus a rather small pair of flip flops. Now before I begin to tell you about my East meets West experience, let me just insert exactly what my session is and how it's explained as it's rather funny, then I will tell you what happened:-

Solitaire Solstice
Bathe spirit, skin and soul in mysteries from the East and ancient remedies from the West. Your solstice begins during a deeply satisfying hot stone sojourn using beautiful Indian Shiva stones. Shiva stones are magically formed orbs known for their yin/yang character and balanced female/male features. After Shiva stones have connected with your body they are also yours to take home. Chakra placement using solid tourmaline, pink quartz and amethyst from the Northwest and aromatherapy performed with essential oils from Nepal, India, Japan, Malaysia and Egypt relax your senses into a state of calm. Energy clearing chimes sweetly announce each chakra placement. Continue along the path to peacefulness. Your body is prepared for our "Crushed Jewel" exfoliant using a mist of gem & mineral serum. We gently massage a smooth creamy cleanser combined with billion year old gemstone powder sparkling with tourmaline, topaz, quartz and lepidolite from shoulders to feet. These ancient mineral essences deeply exfoliate and increase circulation. After showering you are handed your own creamy moisturizer, Voluptuous Body Cream, a rich gem and mineral infused moisturizer that unites your journey with heavenly results.

90 minutes $175.00

Ok so my guy was called Benjamin, he was very sweet and stood with his hands clasped as I asked him various questions about the treatment. "Bascially bitch just get undressed, lie under this sheet and let me do my work" No he DIDN'T say that, but I'm sure he wanted to. OK so let me get straight to the point, this is not for the faint of heart, shy, ticklish, objective to heat and thrusting motions. Basically you feel like your getting shagged but without the penetration.....it's FABULOUS GIRLS!!

At first when he started kneeding my arse I was apprehensive to say the least, I was also hoping and praying to god that my friend Benjamin was gay...please make him be gay and then I'm not such a bad person for enjoying this so much. After kneeding my arse into a doughy consistency he then placed two large rocks on them...nice and warm, very comforting feeling.

I was also rubbed with two large rocks all over my back, but mainly directed along my spine which was just heaven. Yes on first contact they're a bit hot but honestly it feels fantastic. My legs were also rubbed vigorously (thank god I shaved) plus my thighs and yes he went VERY HIGH up my thighs if you see what I mean. Again, you just have to deal with it and put "happy ending" out of your mind and consider that he must do this to ALL OF HIS CLIENTS.

Turning over was a bit tricky and yes the boy got a full front nude shot of me. Hey by this time I was so dopely relaxed and out of it I didn't give a shit. So then the process began all over again except I was now on my back. This is even worse to be honest because I could see him plus his hands and where they went. Don't get me wrong, they didn't go anywhere they shouldn't have, just a bit close that's all.  He then told me that I was very balanced which I guess is good, he also said that he was placing some stones between my Ying and my Yang, ok so yeah I laughed, well come on fucking Ying and Yang, give me a break. (Just to let you know, they were placed in my left and right hands)

One thing that did feel wild was when he placed tiny stones in between my toes, they were warm and soft to the touch and they felt great. He also put stones on my rib cage and just above my pubic line, which yes before hand he had also kneeded, REALLY WILD.  At one point he put his finger against my throat and then chuckled to himself?? Yeah, hello why??? He then told me that I am the sort of person that says exactly what's on my mind because my chokra in my throat was open. Hey the boys a genius, what can I say!!

So the oil and stone massaging continued, then finally he scrubbed me down with exfoliants.  He also put rather a lot of pressure plus stones on my head which felt good but I was very concerned on how my hair was going to look afterwards...yeah it was definitely a Warhol look.

So after a luxurious 90 minutes it was over, I went off and showered in a very apartment looking and NOT a salon looking shower, paid him a very generous tip and left, with my two YING and YANG rocks in hand.

Like I said, NOT for the shy, which basically means Mary Anne, Aprhodite, Morpheus, Hermes, Beth etc.  I loved it but it might be not for everyone.

So guess what we did tonight?? ROCK ALL my friends, well we watched "The Rock" and just crashed on the couch, it was fantastic.