I've just received an email from my pal Helen Barker (above) who I used to go to Salford University with.  Actually she was on the fuck about course, whereas I was on the proper Business Studies course thankyou very bloody much.   Her and the whole gang were my very good friends, in fact my own friends on my own course got rather pissed off at me at one point because I was always hanging around with the others. Listen they were a lot more fun, and the guys on there course were seriously cute, especially Simon Burnett, he was this tall gorgeous thing that always worse very nicely fitted jeans and a big sheepskin coat, with his tousled messed up hair falling into those big eyes of his...yummy!!  Trouble was Edele was massively after him so everyone else had to back off. Believe me all the chicks liked him.  Anyway Helen found me, which is brilliant, hopefully more viewers for this silly website of mine. Also my other great friend Tara (fellow scouser) lives down in London and is a trolley-dolley for British Airways which is fantastic because as you all know I fly back and forth to England at least twice a year.  I ended up living with Tara in the student digs that we had in Salford which were really disgusting but served a purpose I guess.  I remember that Tara would come down in the middle of the night for some juice, find slugs crawling over our living room floor, pour salt on them and then come back upstairs to bed.  Fucking nutter or what? She used to crack me up that girl.

Also Helen Barker and her ex-boyfriend showed me and Morpheus the best ever pub trick in the world. I've done it to a few friends and they've never figured it out. Really the trick is easy, the hard thing is not to tell anyone how you do it.

Right I've only just come back from training session with Al, so I'm dying for a cup of coffee and some nosh.  I may pop back later with an update.

Later......