Fri Apr 5, 2002 - 10:00am
And also I am happy to announce that Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP to those in the know)
Also very sad today the Queen Mothers coffin was moved to Westminster Hall today to lay in state until her funeral this coming Tuesday. This gives the British people the chance to walk by her coffin and pay their respects, already there have been over 20,000 mourners queuing to see her.
There hasn't been a procession of this magnitude since Churchill's coffin was taken to Westminster Hall.
Well she deserves a good send-off, anyone who hits 101 in my book is a star.
So people are either dying, being born, or going through the delightful process of being made. Life really is an amazing thing.
So today is Electrolysis day, I haven't been for a couple of months and believe me kids, I need it. There's hair follicles popping out of me in places that really shouldn't be happening. I should be Italian, seriously hairy I am. Well I hope none of you were eating when you read that...never mind.
So I got a call before (didn't check Caller ID, very unlike me) and it's from Brunswick in New Jersey I guess. Anyway this guy asks for Morpheus, I tell him he's at work and he's like "ok I'll call tonight". I'm like well if your selling something then don't, he's work hard and wants to relax, "ok he said I'll call him on Saturday". HELLOOOO, these people are incredible, they're so bloody annoying. It's my own fault though I should know better, with telemarketers there's a two second delay, so when you pick up the phone and nobody says anything straight away then put it down for god's sake or you'll get stuck trying to get rid of some annoying little person in a crappy job.
Ok I have to try and figure something out on the Vineyard Site, well they pay me now, I have to keep on top of things.
Oh yeah before I forget Mary Anne emailed me this morning to see if we wanted to go and see a movie tomorrow night. This is the list of movies that she'd like to see
I mean apart from Amelie, could she pick more depressing films? My god you'd have to take me off to a mental institute after that lot. I need fun at the movies these days, you know like when we went to see "Blade II", now THAT'S a popcorn/hot dog kinda evening. Hey it's not Mary Annes fault that she likes depressing movies, then again this is the same lady who loves that freaky Christmas animation movie with the giant white monster thing with no friggin teeth...oh yeah, she's a fruit cake.
Ok I really really do have to go now
So I heard last night that Hurley (above) gave birth to a baby boy yesterday in London. Apprently baby and mother are "happy and healthy". She has named her son Damian Charles which is quite a nice name, very British and will no doubt be used against him in the school playground while bigger boys sit on his head and fart. Oh no, sorry that was me with my brother.
along with husband Matthew Broderick are also having a baby in the Fall. Now isn't that nice, especially when everyone thought they were splitting up, clearly they still got a shag in during their fights.
"Amelie"
"I am Sam"
"Monsters Ball"
"In the Bedroom"