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Mon Apr 8, 2002 -


My pal SFNB sent me this yesterday. It's headed up "Time Out" which is extremely appropriate, especially living in this mad crazy world where it's a mad dash all the time and people rarely take the time to sit back, relax and think about all those things that one just takes for granted.

It made me smile and REALLY remember those great moment in ones childhood that we just forget.  I do love to get these sort of attachements from SFNB because there never those stupid "full of crap" ones about kids dying or some fucking stupid fortune telling mail that you HAVE to forward to 5,000 people or a bolt of lightning will kill you dead.....

Anyway here it is, please though to all my American friends, I'm sorry but it's really aimed at British people but keep with it and you will be able to make the comparison with our candy and childhood situations and turn them into your own.

Just for a minute, forget work and everything stressful in your life and read this...............

    Close your eyes and go back in time...
    Before the Internet or the Apple Mac.
    Before semi-automatics, joyriders and crack.... Before SEGA or Super
    Nintendo...Way back........

    I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park.
    The corner shop.
    Hopscotch.
    Butterscotch.
    Skipping.
    Handstands.
    Football with an old can.
    Fingerbob.
    Beano, Dandy, Buster, Twinkle and Dennis the menace. Roly Poly.
    Hula Hoops, jumping the stream, building dams.
    The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass. Bazooka Joe bubble gum.
    An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that plays a
    tune - Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe Neapolitan or perhaps a screwball

    Wait......

    Watching Saturday morning cartoons....short commercials,
    The Double Deckers, Road Runner, He-Man, Zeebedee
    Tiswas or Swapshop?, and 'Why Don't You'? - or staying up for Doctor Who.
    When around the corner seemed far away and going into town seemed
    like going somewhere.

    Earwigs, wasps, stinging nettles and bee stings. Sticky fingers.
    Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro. Climbing trees.
    Building igloos out of snow banks.
    Walking to school, no matter what the weather.
    Running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that your stomach hurt.
    Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights.
    Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
    Being tired from playing....remember that?

    The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
    Water balloons were the ultimate weapon
    Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
    Choppers and Grifters

    I'm not finished just yet.....

    Eating raw jelly. Orange squash ice pops.

    Remember when...
    There were two types of trainers - girls and boys, and Dunlop Green
    Flash - and the only time you wore them at school was for P.E.
    You knew everyone in your street - and so did your parents. It wasn't
    odd to have two or three "best" friends.
    You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas eve. When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.
    When 25p was decent pocket money
    When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.
    When nearly everyone's mum was at home when the kids got there.
    It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.

    When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at
    a real restaurant with your parents.

    When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to
    carry groceries and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
    When being sent to the head's office was nothing compared to the fate
    that awaited a misbehaving student at home.

    Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of
    drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs etc.
    Parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! - and some of us
    are still afraid of them!!

    Didn't that feel good?
    Just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that! Remember when....

    The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs.
    And the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one.

    Nobody was prettier than Mum.
    Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
    Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.
    Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
    Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true
    Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest
    protectors

    If you can remember most of all these ,then you have LIVED.

    Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life....

    I DOUBLE- DARE YA!

    SFNB

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