Fri Aug 2, 2002 - 10:00am
First of all I just wanted to say
Ok so everyone HAS to go and see "Goldmember" the new Austin Powers movie. It is the absolute best yet and the cameos by VERY famous people are just incredible. I don't know how he does it, I mean to get that many famous people into one movie and probably for a very small fee if not for nothing is just brilliant.
I love Mike Myers, he rocks. Honestly you'll laugh your arse off, he's so rude and so funny and the part when him and his dad (Michael Caine) are talking in London slang to hide their conversation from a bunch of baddie women is just brilliant. Me and Morpheus could understand it without reading the subtitles (yes they did subtitles) but there's no way that Americans would understand it, not at all.
Get there early, get your popcorn and your gummy bears, sit down and shut the fuck up!!
So that was yesterday and about 30 minutes ago I got back from getting my breakfast and already it's like 100 fucking degrees out there, hot as a bastard. It can't possibly stay like this, it's insane man, people are gonna die out there.
I wouldn't mind but I have a girlie do at Ki Ki's tonight to go to and she's holding it in her back garden, which is beautiful by the way but it's gonna be nasty out there in this heat. Oh well I guess I'll just have to get drunk quicker than usual, so then I'll forget how hot I am.
I feel kind of bad leaving Morpheus alone on a Friday night but I'm sure he's quite looking forward to playing on his Play station all night.
Right I have to go and do yesterday's page all about my night out with Mandi Norwood, then as usual upstairs to belt out some more crunches in my continuous endeavour for that perfect Britney stomach. Yeah right, need to go under the scalpel for that one.
later.......