This is going to be short because as I type this Ty's parents are driving through the Holland Tunnel into the city and will be picking me up on the way.
You see tonight is the Vineyard Theatre's Gala night, which is to celebrate our theatre being around for 20 years AND to honor Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. Basically you throw ANY event where celebrities are going to be present, it's a crazy, nightmarish experience, and this my friends won't be any different.
Actually I'm pysched to meet Paul Newman and Joanna Woodward, I mean come on, it's Paul fucking Newman people???
Also Mary Louise Parker is going to be there so that will keep Morpheus happy for the best part of the night.
It will be a fun night, but it's today I'm concerned about, think it's going to be a bit fraught to say the least and no doubts lots of tempers will be flying. Hey they can all back off, I have greasy hair, a nasty spot, and am pre-menstrual, so if anyone starts I'm going to kill them.
My job in this whole gala event was to organise the gifts bags which basically meant moi getting on the phone and begging Kiehl's and M.A.C. to donate 400 gifts bags with samples for us, which THEY DID, thank you very mucyh.
So I have to make sure that there all in the right place, have the right contents inside and go to the right people. I'm hoping to be back home by at least 3pm as I have to put colour on my legs because at present they are very white and pastey looking and yes I have to wear a cocktail dress, so yes I need to tan my legs, which as all you women know it takes quite a few hours to kick in and if it doesn't look good or there's streaks then you have to fix it and so and so on.
Right then, better get off, my ride is here....wish me luck people
I'll be back tomorrow much more relaxed and probably with a touch of a hangover.....
