So my facial yesterday afternoon was pure heaven, every time I go, I remind myself that I should do it at least once a month. In France the women do it once a week and forego there egg salad sandwich, you see and that's why they look so good, no spots and skinny as rakes.

So last night was pretty tough as Buddy Weiser came round and as is custom he fixed himself a vodka and we ordered chinese. My portion was the egg drop soup (2) and 2 spare-ribs (4) and that was it. Then later on Morpheus came home all hungry and wanting a beer, so the pair of them sat there stuffing their faces and guzzling back the beer, while I just sat there trying to concentrate on "Friends" and "ER" without tormenting myself on the fact that I was FUCKING STARVING. I was also kind of hoping that Ayla would call to drag me into the pub as Brian is supposed to be in town but alas the phone never rang, so I stayed up as late as possible, began to read a new book and to my surprise fell into a wonderfully soothing sleep.

So I've been up since 8:15 and feel wonderful.

So I've just finished my wonderful breakfast (you really do appreciate food a lot more when you can only eat so much of it) and am now downings lots of water as I usually do which is all well and good but I really probably need to carry a little portaloo with me because I'm constantly peeing these days. Ok so then I have to go to my bank, then pop to Gap and exchange a t-shirt, then go and have my hair cut. Oh yeah baby it's hair chopping time. No nothing dramatic, I promised Morpehus I'd keep growing it long, even though I do look like a friggin idiot this morning as it's sticking up all over the place.

Then this afternoon Professor is picking me up and we're off to Cold Spring...yeah!!

So this weekend is going to be tough because I have to try and refrain from the old vino, however I do have about 14 bankable points which I HAVE to use by Monday because then it's a new week and you don't get to keep the bankable points, if you don't use them you've missed your chance, so I may aswell. Oooh sounds good, 14 points worth of wine which when you say it like that sounds a lot but in actual fact it's only about 4 glasses of bloody wine which is like...nothing, hello that's only a bottle, good god, what am I 16?????

So it's Superbowl this coming Sunday and my friend Candy as we speak is in New Orleans all ready to hit the stadium on the day. Yeah I know, sucks doesn't it, listen that's one of the perks when your a top employee of Fox TV...good for her, however is she doesn't bring me anything back I'll kill her. Which reminds me she's doing something in Miami in March so I must get on the band wagon for that one.

So listen girls, a head's up on the latest fashion craze which if you watch "Sex and the City" or are 'in the know' of the fashion designers you will note that fingerless gloves are VERY VERY tres in at the moment. That's why I suggest you check out my girlfriends website on my right, GlovedUp.Com, which is a groovy site that sells fingerless gloves, and believe me these are going to be big, she's very clever my friend and knows her fashion, so go check it out and start buying.

Right I have to re-pack and then get the hell out of here. So I won't be back until Monday night, so please be patient, pics will also be provided Monday as there has been a distinct lack of funny pictures of late.  You never know I may even get Professor to take one of me with my new hair......