What a riot, great night, fab time. However DO NOT bother going to Bouley. You know for a guy who has a restaurant named after him, AND is actually in the kitchen doing all the cooking, he really can't get his shit together.

After our appetizers, we waited for approximately 1.5 hours for our main course. Well let's put it another way, we sat down at 8:45 and ate our entree at 11:15, oh yeah you better believe it. Unfuckingbelievable.

I thought "nameless" was going to blow a gasket, I felt for Morpheus though, it was his birthday and he seemed all upset about the whole thing, but he shouldn't of done, god it wasn't his fault.

Anyway Kiwi Boy is putting together a letter to send to Zagat's to complain about the service which really was diabolical. I mean they didn't even comp us a free bottle of wine, just gave us a friggin pathetic bowl of sorbet for free, I mean please, don't insult us.

I wouldn't mind but during our wait, I went to the bar (by the way one of the members of that "Popstars" band 'Eden's Crush' was working as a hostess, clearly they ain't doing to good) area to have a smoke with Michael and Buddy Weiser who came for drinks and there he was, the Bouley man chatting away with some guests. I SO nearly told him to stop with the yapping and go finish making our entrees, but clearly my balls aren't bigger than my mouth. Well I'm a girl so they wouldn't be would they???

It was a great group of people, Candy came looking gorgeous and glamerous as usual, also Josie with her fab new hairdo that looks divine. Then of course there was Beth and Logan who are just too adorable. Actually it was great to catch up with Logan as I don't see him as often as I'd like. And of course the birthday boy, looking very handsome, all in black, although he was a bit concerned when we first arrived because everyone was in jackets and I think he thought they would make him wear some nasty plaid one, but they didn't, everything was fine, except of course the wait.

So you can imagine me with wine on tap and no food, oh yeah pissed as a newt by the time the entree came, but hey who cares, my hair looked fantastic, if I do say so myself. Josh is a great hairdresser and good friend, so if you live here in the city, go see her, she's at Jason Croy on Jane Street here in the Village.

So after dinner we went to Rhone which was pretty much closed, then back to Slims then back to our apartment where we consumed everything in the house, until finished and only THEN called it a night. Hey we can party like the teenagers, no problemo.

OK so today I have caught up with the "West Wing" Tivoed from last night and am watching a bit of the Grammys. We still owe Candy a birthday gift so (no worries, she won;t read this page) I've called the Delano Hotel and arranged for them to email me their spa half day packages so that I can book one for her while she's there (she leaves tomorrow). Now that's what I call service, you know, not some stupid fucking poxy Killington Grand hotel who gives you shit for asking for anything. You know, this is service my friends, you make the call, someone real sweet answers the phone, you ask them to email information, they say "of course madam" and not only are they ready and willing to do that, they will also be calling Candy on her mobile over the weekend to tell her that Mr and Mrs "Us" have organised a gift certificate for her to enjoy herself at one of Mr Schraeger's fab spas in his hotel.

Cool huh?

Ok so tonight I have my Javascript class, which to be honest if it wasn't for the fact that I won't be attending next weeks class I would of TOTALLY blown it off. You wanna know why? Because, the new "Survivor" is starting tonight AND "Friends", "ER" and "Will & Grace" are all back on with new fresh episdoes. Yeah I know we have Tivo but please even IT can't tape two things at once. Hey you know what though I'm may just tape "Survivor" the old fashioned way by CASSETTE tape, yeah I know, wild huh? Hopefully Morpheus will get in and set it up for me...fingers crossed.

So I'm warning everyone now if that fat bitch is there again tonight at class going on with herself, I'll kill her, cos I'm not in the mood and we have a substitute teacher who will clearly just think she's being enthusiastic as opposed to just a plain old pain in the ass.

OK I have stuff to do before class, so I'd better go do it.

Later......