Don't worry folks I'm not turning into a wolf, it's just a few stray hairs from my belly button down that are bothering, so they have to go. I must say I'm a wee bit concerned about the place I'm going to, I found them on the web and they have all these pictures of famous people that have been they're clients, which is good, so I rang and made the appointment. Anyway this guy (partner with his mother) has called me twice this morning to say that my time can be pushed forward because some clients have cancelled. Yeah this doesn't seem to weird it's just that he's SOOO keen and zippy on the phone, makes me a bit suspicious. I think when I get there I'll be checking out the wall certificates and will actually ask them how long they've been doing it for etc etc.

Listen if you think I'm being over cautious then clearly you haven't been for electrolysis before. They have a very small needle and attached to that need is a wire and attached to that is a big old machine. The machine gets turned on and depending on how much pain you can endure the electric shock can be turned from moderate to high. I usually have it as high as I can take it because it's more affective in the long run. Anyway they put this needle into the hair follicle, electric shock it, which makes it fall out, then they continue with the rest. Yes it's quite painful, but like I said that depends on you. You have to go back for rather a lot of treatments and yes it's quite expensive but let me tell you, it's so worth not having a line of hairs going down to your pubes....definitely.

Ok so I guess I grossed you all out by now, so what else?? Oh yeah Kiwi Boy if your reading this from New Zealand/Australia then sorry for this morning mate, it was like 4am or something and clearly my brain can't function on conversation at that time in the morning. Although I have a sneaky feeling you knew exactly what time it was over here...cheeky monkey.

Right I have to go and get wrapped up as it's fucking freezing outside, literally it's like 26F...yeah I know, COLD.