Wed Feb 6, 2002
Yes girls I had it done by a BLOKE. Must admit, pretty shocked when I arrived to see this guy there, with needle at the ready....nah I'm only joking, but I kind of hoped he was gay, just so that it didn't seem so weird, some GUY messing with my stomach. Anyhow that hope was also blown out when he started to mention his FRENCH wife. Jesus I bet he gets his work cut out for him, I know quite a few french chicks that are REALLY REALLY HAIRY!!
What can I say thought he put me completely at ease, I mean yeah, I did ask him if they were certified and how long he'd been in operation etc. And I'm glad to say he seemed dead Kosher, couldn't of been happier really. Also whilst I was lying there with him peering down at my belly he had the "The Professional (Leon in UK) on DVD which was rather fabulous, so I started to watch that. But you know when I said yesterday that yes it gets quite painful well not with this guy and he did say that he was going to turn up the pressure quite a bit to see how I reacted, jesus listening to my mother wittering is on is WAY LESS PAINLESS than what I went through today, it was great. In and out in 10 minutes....fantastic. So girls OR guys if you have any hairy bits that you want to get ride of I strongly urge you to call these people. I mean if you want you can go to his mum Maria on the 2nd floor, but to be honest this guy was great, made you feel very relaxed, no pressue, nothing. Then again I don't how I'd feel if I was getting my nipple hair done, now that's a whole different ball game...you know. Anyway call them on 212 986 2000 or email them at Electrolysis by Maria & Sons Enc.
Be back later.....well, tomorrow morning actually.
REAL TIME - 10:50am
Ok so another one of my favorite girlfriends wrote me this morning with her confession of what she does with her downtime when her husband isn't around.
"Plucking - definately(although she won't say where),yes - also eating ice cream in bed and watching videos with George (oh my god she's having an AFFAIR, oh hold on, that's her son George...phew). Also I do my own special gloves and socks for the moisturising business, but I'm not disciplined about it."
Thanks honey that was great. Oh I must also say, (god hope she doesn't mind) that this girlfriend of mine is ALSO on the weight watchers plan and seemingly doing very well. You see she's a lot braver than me and goes to the weekly weigh-ins, which reminds me I haven't weighed myself (should of done it on Monday) for my first week, shit, I'll do it later upstairs. And no I don't have a scale in the house, completely refuse to, never have, never will, if I did I'd kill myself. Although she feels the same as way as me in that it CAN be done but only it you never go out, eat out, go to work. If you don't do any of that, it CAN BE DONE, if not, it's really hard. Christ I was in bed by 10:30 last night just to stop myself from eating half a dozen oatmeal raisin cookies......aaargghhh,
OK so I'm kind of cheating cos it's still like Tuesday, in fact it's 5:25pm Tuesday evening, but I reckon that most of you won't go back to yesterday's page and I just had to tell you FAB this electrolysis guy is.
Sorry about that..........
Right, lots and lots of work to catch up on today and bills to pay...not mad interesting but it has to be done.
Come on girls more stories, yes and that still means you Carol, Josie, Candy, Cricket, Debs, Colleen, Ali, Sharon,...let's go, give me the dirt