Ok then, let's start.

First of all it was a wonderful New Year's Eve, the restaurant 'Midway' was pretty good but to be honest the atmosphere wasn't that good so we decided to return to our place BEFORE New Year and celebrate it with our close friends as opposed to a bunch of skinny arse women with attitude...oops sorry that would be my friends...nah joke

I must say though that the food was really good, a lovely foie gras to start (yeah I know, AGAIN) and then beef tenderloin as my entree followed by warm gooey chocolate cake which I only had a mouthful off just to ward of the sugar high that I needed. With this meal for $65 per person you got a free glass of bubbly, now it would of been nice to get another glass but we didn't so there.

Now unfortunately not all of my friends showed up back at the house, they included Ayla and Greggy which was a real shame, plus Ki Ki but I knew that she was already ill with Tonsalitis. I was surprised that my mate Pratt and her beau Matt didn't turn up, mainly because she rang to say that she was on her way...all very bizarre. Also Chesty Bush never showed but I know him he will of gotten stoned somewhere and completely flaked out. The biggest disappointment I think was not hearing from Cricket, but I guess she got busy with some little cutie somewhere.

Ok so I was glad to see that my pal Ricky Moranis turned up with Katie and Erica, too very nice but extremely young girls. I was a bit concerned to be honest because the last thing I need is some bloody over protective parents giving me shit about serving them alcohol etc etc. Listen if the girl can get that drunk, that quick AND still manage to stay standing when she has shoved her tongue down Moranis's throat then I'm sure she knows what she's doing.

She also I might add cut a big chunk of hair off Andy Pandy which to be honest he needed but I think probably going to a barbers would of been a better solution. Actually myself and Nicola managed to straighten it up as best we could seeing as we're not beauty school drops out either and really didn't know what the fuck we were doing. So I have spent the last day finding bits of Andy's hair all over my house which is rather annoying. I also managed to find the main chunk of it still in an elastic band so I'm going to take it to the pub for Ayla to put on the fridge.

So Kevin as usual is not the best mingler at parties and pretty much sat in his spot on the couch all night, until of course it became too much for him to bear and so he had to join the rest of us in the kitchen to gossip. It's amazing really my apartment is pretty big with a tiny kitchen, but that's where all the juicy tales come out...best place at parties, always is.

I was very impressed with Candy as she was drinking last night which is good for her, not sure how many she had but unfortunately not enough for her to stick her tongue down anyone's gob, not that there was much to choose from to be honest.

Even though I hadn't found anything new to wear I ended up in my CK dress which I guess looked ok. My pal Al was being very sweet and told me that I looked good, what a nice guy and such a great listener as well. I seem to remember chewing his ear off sometime this morning and he really did come back with some excellent advice, or at least I think he did as I can't remember much.

Oh yeah I also want to say thanks to Buddy Weiser and Benita who tidied up a lot of the glasses and ashtrays and moved them into the kitchen. This was a great help kids, the place didn't look half so bad when I got up this evening. For some reason though the downstairs bathroom floor is black, almost like a rugby squad has been in and done a scrum in there, it's disgusting.

So that was it, another year and another party over, it's a shame really because we will be taking the tree down soon and then it really is over. Oh well summer to look forward to now.