So what's going on?? The President faints after chomping on a Pretzel???? I mean what is that all about? Good god the man barely go into the White House due to ignoramous dickhead middle americans who can't read too well never mind punch a hole in a voting card. Then he faces all this shit with Osama Bin Laden and the ongoing terrorists attacks???? So we wouldn't of been surprised if he'd of had a fainting attack during all this crap, oh no, he's been fine, in fact he's as fit as a fiddle.

The poor bastard settles into his Sunday afternoon football game with his loyal dog by his side and a bowl full of pretzels. Hey ho, he takes a bite and drops to the floor, banging his lip as he falls. I mean what is the world coming to? We have destruction, famine, poverty, murder, corruption but the American President faints over a pretzel and a game of football...jesus christ!!

I also hear that poor Prince Harry has been caught by Daddy smoking the beautiful herb. Well let me tell you something Charlie boy, he'll be doing a whole lot more than just smoking dope my friend. Christ when I was his age if I'd of been a princess I'd of done everything by now, why??? because I"m a fucking princess that's why...DO YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON??? I've of had my little footman, butler, slave whatever you want to call them running around the streets of London picking up all kinds of narcotic niceties...fantastic.

Right that's it, I'll fill in yesterday's page later on as I have a load of work to do today by 1pm, so just give me a few hours and it'll be done...promise!!

1:45PM
Ok finished updating the Vineyard Theatre page, so shortly I will be off to the gym and then I guess I'll be running around doing lots of boring mundane Monday chores, which I hate, but they HAVE to be done.

Oh god I'm doing it again, I'm actually turning and watching "All My Children" on tv, right that's it, tv off. I can't help it, it's that Susan Lucci, she is like the worst actress EVER, I'm just hypnotised by her inability to act.

Right., check out yesterday's page, I finished it after doing the theatre site.