Eeewww this happened to me yesterday evening. There was this old fat woman being stretched after by one of my gal pal trainers in the gym. So I'm sat there chatting away to Jill (another trainer) and I happen to look over and there it was this shaved and baldish nasty looking beaver of this fat birds...god it was fucking awful. You know what though, it reminded me of that time when I saw Irene's below parts round the pool last summer. Hers was all bare as well. What's going on? Are these old fat women get the Brazilian or does all the hair fall out when your old and fat???? Answers on a postcard please......

OK......so my pal Ricky Moranis has given me his thoughts on Bushy Boy's fainting spell on Sunday...

"I think it's spousal abuse! i think that every so often laura bush flies off the handle and smacks poor george around and then they have to make up a story as to why his face is a mess! we've seen his face bandaged before...and they used the excuse that some kinda growth or something was removed. yeah, right! i think it's her...she get's all liquored up and goes after him! well, it's my theory, anyway....

Isn't that a riot? I think he has a point, I can just see Laura getting all pissed up on Pina Colados and going for him.

Rick also tells me that "Fish" on Bleecker Street (yeah I know not exactly an original name for a FISH RESTAURANT) is supposed to be very very good. Ricky had the lobster special which was 1 & 1/2 pounds, (very sweet and tasty) a nice handful of big, plump sweet steamers, very yummy clam chowder, excellent cole slaw and tasty new potatoes, all for only $25!!  His friend had the lobster bisque, don't bother, too creamy and a perfectly prepared tuna steak with little fried leeks and mashed potatoes. For dessert they had creme brulee and a banana and chocolate thingy, which apparently was very yummy gorgeous!!

So there you go, call us Zagat and Co,. cos we're here to tell you how to eat good my friends.

"Fish" is on Bleecker Street between 7th & 6th (between John's Pizza and Caliente Cab Co.)  Go eat and have fun........

Thanks to my pal Ricky for that wonderful insight into great food and a bizarre presidential marriage.