So first of all Cable Guys suck, and secondly a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my hard-working friend Candy who I'm sure as we speak is hard at it at Fox TV where she has a very very important job looking after General Motors....yeah I know, nasty!!

So anyway tonight (yeah day early, so what of it?)the Cable Wanker Guy came round to bring us our TWO, yes I said 2 digital boxes. The reason being is that we need "Watch and Record" so you have to have two boxes because they don't exist with two tuners...dumb huh??

So he comes round, dragging his skinny arse through the apartment looking very fed up with the world and not particularly friendly. I mention to him that we have Tivo, which he kind of grunts at then begins to drag back my lovely bench with the tv on it in a very brutish manner...HEELLOOO!!  Anyway I assumed he knew what he was doing but was quietly praying that Morpheus would shift his arse and get back home so that he could watch him.  Within 15 minutes he was back...thank god, not that he made much difference. He started to pull faces at me which meant that the Cable Guy was screwing it up...aaargghhhh!!

So now the Cable Wanker Guy has gone and Morpheus is lying on the floor behind the tv trying to figure out what the guy did because now we have lost our Tivo and it's not recording anything which sucks because I was hoping to watch that new "The Chair" game show...oh well never mind, I should really just shut my mouth.

I'm getting hungry now but I know if I interrrupt I'll get it right in the neck just like my mum used to whenever my dad was hooking anything electrical up. God men and their friggin testosterone.

Right I'm going online to Gotham2go.com for some Sushi...later.