Wed Jan 23, 2002 - 10:20am (I've done Saturday's page, so check it out)
I've decided that I'm very upset with my father for giving me his HUGE thighs. Jesus yesterday was embarrassing, even in the new PUMA store in Soho I could barely get my thighs into the pants and they were a medium, I mean HELLOOO, what the fuck is going on???? Of course I moan to Morpheus when he gets in from work and probably for the best he just comes up to me and gives me one of those "please shutup hugs", you know the sort.
Anyway I did manage to get some killer brown cords from Banana Republic which are kinda cool and two shirts which actually make my tits look pretty good, which is amazing seeing as how they're not really there ANYWAY.
Right I'm going to go and do the weekends pages, then I'm off to the gym. Listen if I can't get down to a nice thin size then I'm sure as hell gonna have a hard body ok???
Off to "The Grange" for dinner with gorgeous Beth and Logan tonight, really looking forward to it, will try to lay off the wine and just have spritzer I think...we'll see.
1:50pm
So I'm in the changing rooms of the gym after just showering (well if I come home then I fuck about and NEVER get out of the house). So I'm stood there talking to a woman I know who was telling me about her trip to Mexico at Christmas. Lovely lovely, chit chat and all, then I look over and there's this skinny skinny red-haired woman (seen her before ALWAYS prances around with no clothes on) standing there (as usual) with no clothes on with her knickers round her kness. I look again and see her producing (out of her bag) a sanitary PAD and then putting it in her fucking knickers!!! HELLOOO bathroom, door to lock, fuck off you skank....eeek!! It was just horrible and I felt that I should share my horrible moment with you all. By the way ginger pubes are really odd to look at (not that I stared) but really they're just bizarre....
Off sunglass shopping then back here to type up the dreaded proposal and get some fun ideas for my friends hot sauce site
So a friend of mine who shall remain nameless emailed me this morning, SUGGESTING that my Lottery story wasn't true and that he swore he had read a similar story on UrbanLegend.Com which is a sight that basically puts up all those stories that are basically bogus. Anyway I've just been and had a quick look but couldn't be bothered searching through the site, mainly because I'm frightened that I will find the story. But hey listen people, my friend and Morpheus's VERY GOOD friend isn't the sort of person to make up a story like that, especially when it probably ruined her dinner party completely and has clearly upset the wife involved. So to my friend, back off mate, the story is true because I say so....
Ok I'd just thought I'd add something that some of you might find amusing but I personally thought was fucking disgusting but definitely worthy of this site.