Tues Jan 29, 2002 - 11:50am
So anyway today I woke to find that I had got my period which is far too early, so clearly I wasn't expecting it, so now I feel crappy and drained, you know how it is girls. Wow talking of girls, I happened to stop into Barnes & Noble yesterday to look for "Nigella Bites" cookbook, couldn't find it but came across the ART OF FEMALE ORGASM by Kim Catrrell (Sam off Sex and the City). Jesus christ it's heavy, there's pictures and all kinds, it's amazing. It's basically like a working guide to giving your wife/girlfriend the best orgasm she's EVER had...must get it for Morpheus.
So it's the second day of my Weight Watchers program and I guess it's going reasonably well, yeah I know it's only the second day. I did it, I signed up yesterday, parting with around $40 which as I mentioned is definitely going to give me the incentive to do this diet, if I have to part with money AND eat less, then believe me I'm gonna do it. So I get between 18 and 23 points a day. Yesterday I topped out and used the full 23, don't think I'll be doing that today as I'm not really that peckish due to the stomach cramps. I think I'll be fine this week, I'm just worried about the time when I want a little glass of winey and of course the WEEKENDS are going to be a nightmare. I mean how am I supposed to control the portion sizes when I'm up in Cold Spring???? I did contact Weight Watchers with a question yesterday but they only got back to me this morning which is crap cos I needed to know real quick...guess they have a lot of freaky women like me emailing them.
Well I'm trying, although I can probably only have two glasses of wine on Friday night which is going to suck big time. I wonder if they string you up by your nipples if you cheat????
So Kiwi Boy is still in New Zealand, the land of the Hobbits enjoying himself no doubt and gaining back all that weight that he lost, which I must say I was very impressed with, you see discipline, that's all you need and I ain't got it, never have.
So I found out that I can use my Barney's gift certificate in the Co-op one downtown which is on 18th and 8th. This is very splendid and so after I have taken enough pills to quell this stomach ache, showered, shaved, done a couple hours of web work I'm gonna head up there and buy me something nice. I'm still after a shearling coat, especially as we're off to Killington for some serious skiing in a couple of weeks...wish me luck!!
God damnit, what a night last night. I was in bed by 10:30, completely exhausted, couldn't understand why, I mean all I'd done was go to the gym, walk across town to work and then...oh yeah that'll be it...trek around friggin New York with Professor looking at apartments for him and Mary Anne. Actually we saw one which is adorable for them, quite similar to what they already have but a bigger living room AND a closed off bedroom, with 4 closets. Listen in this town closets are EVERYTHING, the more the better your life is. I should know I have a crappy one upstairs that doesn't hold shit, it's a good job I'm not Sarah Jessica-Parker with shed loads of shoes.