Anyway your response was crap, in fact I got nothing until TODAY.

My great friend in London (that's all I'm going to say) responded with:-

"Surely one of the most attractive ones must be dancing round your flat, ironing in your grey bra, period pants and pop socks on the way to work"?

This is definitely a true one, well it used to be for me before I decided to stop ironing FOREVER.

So come on girls and yes you DEBBIE, I know your reading, let's hear it, and you MRS ROBINSON, let's go, I want confessions and lots of them. I wouldn't mind but I know EXACTLY what sort of chicks read this page because most of you are my best pals and yes your all quite sick in that fab way of yours.

So I have good news, our Visa's have come through, so we're safe again until 2004 which is always nice to know, to be able to breeze through customs with a air of cockiness, it's great. Actually our lawyer had emailed us this morning, but Morpheus rang to tell me the news before I read my mail. Actually he was rather surprised that I HADN'T read my mail as that is usually (after peeing) the FIRST thing I do.

OK let's get one thing straight I'm on FUCKING WEIGHT WATCHERS, which means I have between 18 and 23 points of food to eat per day. So believe me when I tell you that nowadays I RUN down those stairs to that fridge, in fact I dream about the morning's breakfast all night, and yes I am going to bed earlier so that I can just hybernate until I wake for FOOOOOODDDD.

So let me give you an example of my daily points system. My breakfast this morning consisted of low-fat granola (3), 1.5 cups of strawberries(1), tablespoon of honey (1), low-fat yoghurt (1) and coffee with milk (1). So already this morning I have used 7 ponts which now only leaves me with 16 points for the rest of the day. Yeah I know it sucks but it CAN BE DONE, honestly.....

It's even 1 point if I have an orange, I mean it's fruit for fucks sake, were Adam and Eve fat, I DON'T THINK SOOOOO....oh god listen to me I'm cracking up. I'm going to do this, - well I AM doing this but like I've already mentioned it's the booze that worries me. You see tonight for instance, I'm supposed to be going to The Barrow to see Ayla because her brother-in-law Brian is in town from L.A. and he's a good pal of mine so I'd like to go and say hi.  So you see going to the pub is a big problem for me because I can't drink, well I could but I won't have enought points left by the time I eat dinner plus snacks and everything. I don't mind cheating at the weekend because to be honest if I don't I will seriously lose some good friends, but during the week I'd like to stay drink free if possible. Well let's see how I do, I might even blow the Barrow off and see Brian some other time.

Right lots of work to do, then a little gym, then FACIAL...lovely!!