Here goes.....

So like I was saying my friend and her husband were throwing a dinner party. They were talking to a couple that they know and the husband I gather is doing quite well but he's one of those people that constantly talks about money and how much he makes blah blah blah.  (I'll call him Mr Money) Anyway Mr Money goes into the other room and while he's away his wife and my friend (as a joke) scheme to wind him up by saying that he has won the lottery because his wife knows the numbers that he always uses. So he comes back and a few more people know what's going on, so someone mentions the lottery and another person says that he actually has the numbers that he got off the tv before.

Anyway this guy reads out his numbers and yes they are the same as Mr Money's but he doesn't say anything.

So anyway that was that and everyone sat down for dinner.

So during dinner Mr Money suddenly stands looks over at his wife and says..."I hate you and by the way I've been sleeping with your sister". And with that, walks away and out of the house, followed very quickly by a friend who I guess thinks that maybe someone should enlighten him on the fact that it was all a joke.....yikes.

I'm telling you it's true, I swear to god. Unfortunately I don't know what the outcome was and probably won't ever find out. I assure you though if my friend reads this and decides that she doesn't detest me for printing it, you never know she might tell me....fingers crossed.

Can you believe though how fantastic this story is and what a prick that guy must now feel. You see a harmless joke can lead to complete and utter disaster...I FUCKING LOVE IT..

Oh yeah I also heard today on tv that some English guy tried to go through the metal detector at the airport and got buzzed so much that they made him strip search. Unbeknownst to them though is that he is had numerous accidents and his whole body is full of metal where they've put him back together again....ha, love it!!