Wed July 17, 2002 -

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So I got Morpheus some Trojan Ultra Thin Spermicidal Lubricant Condoms....

Ok, nothing wrong in that right???

Ever since I got them he keeps looking over at them and then laughing, and then staring at me.... I'm like "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT"?  He's like....."yeah, talk about a subtle hint".

I swear to god they get more stupid men as they get older.  HE THINKs, because they're Ultra Thin that they're going to split, hence the arrival of a baby in 9 months.  He thinks I'm trying to trap him before he's ready to have kids......

HEY MORPHEUS IF YOUR READING THIS...YOUR A DICK OK??? YOUR IMAGINATIONS GONE MAD.....

Guys are so full of themselves, just because they're Ultra Thins he of course assumes he's going to split it.  yeah right pin-up, porn stud boy....go ahead, knock yourself out.

Ok I'll be back with more later on.............