Carol and Noel decided to stay in their room and have breakfast which is lovely and romantic, although I'm not a big fan myself of eating in bed. It's just too messy and things fall etc.

So Professor announced rather abruptly this morning that he was sick of coming straight back to the villa every night after dinner and that he intends to get Davis (our lovely cab man) to take him somewhere that he can party.

ALRIGHTY THEN....

Not sure where this outburst came from but he looked like it had been stuck up his butt all week. I mean where he thinks there's partying I have no idea. It's Anguilla for christ sake, people are so chilled here they're positively dead, so as for late late nights I don't think so sweetie. But hey don't let us stop you, you go right ahead and seek out that rocking Studio 54 on little ole Anguilla.

So I seem to remember Hermes leaving just before the rest of us and rushing back to the villa, not sure why?? So we get back and not only is he in the locked bathroom, he's also locked the bedroom door as well so Aphrodite can't get in to retrieve her sarong etc. This is kind of funny because we're not sure what he's doing in there, until of course big gob Professor announces that he's probably just taking a "Greek Crap" which as nasty as that may be, it was very funny. Ok maybe only me and Professor laughed but that's our similar sick humor you see, we're just nasty to begin with.

So today is a rainy day which is absolutely fine by me because this body of mine is starting to seriously rebel regarding the burning sun that I've exposed it to.

So while the others went off myself and Morpheus sat on the balcony ALL DAY and read, we just read and read. Ok every now and then looking up to gossip about one of our party, or just chat in general, but not much really, we pretty much just read, it was great.

So Professor, Mary Anne, Aphrodite and Hermes all went off to Cuisin Art resort today to take a little look and also go off for some more roti food as clearly this is what Professor is loving right now.

I think they got back around 3pm, we all ate, well they did, I wasn't hungry which is very unlike me, blame it on too much sun.

Carol and Noel went off to Cap Juluca I think, and I'm really not sure what Sweat Pant Boy and Tex Man got up to.

So tonight we went to Mangoe's, which to be honest was a fair enough restaurant but the service was diabolical. I wouldn't mind but the owner was the one that was serving us and clearly didn't have a clue what he was doing. He was really abrupt and tried to talk us into dishes that sounded very dodgy and clearly we wouldn't want but I think he thought he was talking to degenerates or something. Of course Professor was highly offended by this guy and so were the rest of us. Towards the end of the meal we all ordered coffee and it never came, oh yeah he put the order on the bill, but the actually brown hot liquid never arrived. You know the dickhead remembers sure enough to add to the ongoing bill but doesn't actually execute what he's supposed to do.

I felt bad for our other waiter who was clearly a sweetie and knew what to do but the other dickhead kept putting his nose in.  There's was also a guitar player walking around playing random songs, generally Bob Marley tunes, which we've all heard plenty of times. Sorry but I'm not a big reggae fan, love Mr Marley but not the tunes.

Anyway the boys kept giving this guy money so that he would just piss off but I don't think he had much else going on so he kept playing.

Sorry that I haven't really go into detail over tonights dinner but to be honest it wasn't that great, you know????

We went back to the villa in shifts as usual in our lovely little jeep thing and then we all crashed, exhausted by the sun or lack of it today I think.

By the way, Professor DIDN'T go and party because basically everything pretty much shuts down by 1 at the very latest. Sorry Professor, guess you'll have to wait until we're back in the city.