I've not been able to get hold of him yet, although I did sing Happy Birthday to him on his voice mail, no doubt he'll just LOVE THAT...
He went to see the Rolling Stones last night with some friends that actually know the band members really well. So he was getting back stage passes and everything. How cool is that??
I'll hear all about it later tonight, we're having dinner to celebrate his birthday, so he'll tell me then.
Ok so my workout pal Gabrielle sent me this little women's jokey thing today, because to be honest I haven't really got time to blab on as I have to get to work and I also found out this morning that my girlfriend Jodi who is our General Manager at the theatre is leaving, which is going to cause all kinds of shit, and me being the nosey cow that I am, I don't want to miss the mud slinging match that will no doubt happen today. So here's the little ditty and i'll catch up with y'all tomorrow
By the way does anyone know where I can get hold of Hermesetas over here? They're a sugar substitute that I use for my coffee and I'm nearly out, so save me dragging poor Miss Kensington and Colleen all over London trying to find some for me, I thought I'd try this way as well.
Between 18 and 20 a woman
is like Africa, half discovered,
half wild,
naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a
woman is like America,
well developed and open to
trade especially for
someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she
is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a
woman is like France.
Gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she
is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war, haunted by past mistakes.
Reconstruction may be necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she
is like Russia, very wide
and borders are not
patrolled.
Between 61 and 70, a
woman is like
Mongolia, with a
glorious and all
conquering past
After 70, they become
Afghanistan. Almost
everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a
man is like Iraq - ruled
by a dick
I thought that was quite funny...
