Ok so are there any new year's resolutions going on out there, well any SUCCESSFUL ones at least?
My none smoking didn't last. Well I had 3 last Saturday night, and I'll probably have a couple tomorrow night as we're out celebrating Kiwi's birthday, actually his birthday is on Saturday, but he's off to see the Knicks, so we're out for drinkies tomorrow. SO I may well fuck up and smoke then, but I'm going to REALLY try not to.
I've decided that New Year's resolutions completely suck, instead you should aim to do something that you'd never think to do, for instance, driving a lawn mower tractor, I've always wanted to do that, but really don't fancy going all the way to my Aunty Maimie's to do it in fucking nasty Indianapolis, would much rather prefer to do it locally, but the only person I know with a garden is Snoopy and Major Nelson, but that's too small.
I need a field, a BIG field, where I can let loose on one of those John Deer machines...
What else? renewing my vows with Morpheus, BUT this time, celebrating it in a huge, lovely manor house and then in the back garden, looking all bright and colourful a big fuck off Bouncy Castle, so we and all our guests can jump and jump until we're sick. sounds good huh?
I love bouncy castles.
Oh yeah and eating a White Castle sandwich...never had one, intrigued by them I am.
Ok I have to go and get my hair zapped, I'm late as it is.
Later people, oh yeah, feel free to write in and tell me your fantasies (no sex one's please) of what you've ALWAYS wanted to do and I'll post them.
See ya