I have to be nice about Kiwi though today as tonight we're off out to Brooklyn to celebrate his birthday. It's actually tomorrow, but he's busy then, so tonight we can see him, should be fun, not sure where we're going though yet.
So I'm checking my email this morning and I had to laugh as I got a Bulk email from a Jesus Hancock asking the question: "is your penis too small"? You've got to love the Bulk email's sometimes, yes of course they're annoying, I'm sure the people sending them have a riot knowing how much their pushing our buttons, but for the most part, they make me laugh, just for a couple of seconds before I spam the motherfuckers.
So did anyone watch "The Apprentice" last night? It's a new show by Mark Burnett that features bad hair days ALWAYS Mr Donald Trump and 16 hopefuls, who arrive in New York, hoping to beat all others to win $250,000 plus a 1 year contract to become President of one of Mr Trump's companies. Apparently the group that were on last night were chosen from 250,000 (I think) other people and this bunch have great iq's, although that didn't really come across last night?
It was a good starter though for this new show, myself and Pepper Mint Pattie are totally hooked now. So Trump has put the women competing against the men, which is bound to come unstuck as women tend to get catty with each other and then sulk forever, whereas men tend to just deal with the job at hand, regardless of how they feel about each other. Although last night the women did win the lemonade selling mission, by making an increase of like 400% or something? however I do feel that they won by looks and legs alone. Aw come on, men will buy lemonade of a fucking dog if it has tits and nice legs, so don't even go there.
Then again the guys did set up their lemonade stand at Fulton Street downtown, right next to the fucking fish market? Idiots, come on Times Square, or Washington Square Park, loads of thirsty students and tourists, PLEASE? and these people are the ones with high IQ's? are you kidding me?
Anyway I'm hooked, it's going to be a great show and I know that the women just kick off with each other even more in the coming weeks, and basically that's what we're watching for.
I wish though Trump with all his millions would do something with his fucking hair piece, oh my god, it's a nightmare.
So this afternoon I have an appointment way uptown with Dr Howard Sobel, who has been in the New York Times AND New York magazine many times with regard to his professionalism and outstanding success in the world of dermatology. Apparently he was one of the first in the city to perform liposuction using the tumescent solution purely under local anesthesia? Whatever that means.
So anyway my reason for going is that my friend, who shall remain nameless went and had her pubes lasered off, it costs $1,000.00 and basically she had to shave her pubic area the night before to where she wanted her hairs to be removed, so then the next day they laser her, then off she trots, they start to drop out and then you have to return for up to 5 months until their COMPLETELY gone. This doesn't cost anymore, oh no you make a one time payment of $1K and your done. So I was thinking of discussing the possibility of having my underarm hair removed FOR GOOD? What do you think? I mean come on the thought of NEVER having to shave under my arms again is just outstanding to me and TOTALLY worth it. Actually my friend reckons that the under arm cost will be less than the bikini area? whatever I still think it's a good deal, IF of course it actually works and the hair doesn't come back. So basically I need to shake my ass, get this client's web site finished and ready to upload in the next few hours, which will then leave my day free for gyming it and heading uptown.
Right then, the weekend is here, wow this week went fast, so I wish you all a good and happy one, stay warm, especially if you live in New York, cos it's fucking freezing out there man.
Later...