So yesterday...well it was a typical fucking Monday, especially at the office which started off well, and then when Joe came in, it all went pear shaped. God he was in a bad mood, and you know what I figured out, which before I thought was him popping his eyes out to be funny or something. Aw no, the eyes go black and pop out, when he's fucking psychotic, so I'll be watching out for Mr Black Eyes from now on.....
Well I guess it WAS a Monday when no one is happy to be in work. Also it's a small space and there were lots of people around, lots of tension you know and oh yeah the odd family of fucking rats. Well that's what started it off, I'm sat in Darlene's office working away on my laptop, when I see out the corner of my eye a baby rat, strolling by looking particularly stoned, which I guess is the rat poison kicking in. So Darlene starts screaming, I personally just withdraw my legs up to my chest....So then one of the waiters from the restaurants attempts to stand and squish it, which is kind of disgusting really, so Darlene is screaming for Joe to come and sort it out, so he storms out of his office, starts yelling at Darlene, basically telling her to come back inside the office and shut the door while they stamp on it, but she's even more freaked at that, so everyone is screaming, jesus christ what a bloody drama....
So anyway I'm not sure what they did to the rat, killed it I'm sure, but it was gone when Darlene eventually flung open her office door and left. Oh yeah she was off, not a happy girl. I wouldn't mind but then Joe didn't have anyone to fucking yell at, so he started in on me... For fucks sake, what did I do?
So yeah it wasn't exactly a fun day yesterday, but whatever, guess you get those days. I still love it there though, not quite sure? cos they're all fucking mad, but that's probably why?
So after that I walked home, got changed and went to the gym. Yeah I know impressive or what? especially on a Monday night as the place is ALWAYS packed, and yeah it was, jammed, but thankfully my pal Tracy was there, we had a good old laugh, much to the amusement of the nearby weight lifting boys, who were desperately trying to listen in to our conversation. In fact I thought I saw a few red faces? guess they heard us then.
So yeah it was good to see her, actually I'm hoping that we can meet up tonight and have some drinkies, I'll call her later and see what her plans are. It's funny because if this bad weather continues through the week, you'll see Tracy eventually turn into the fucking Hulk, raging through the city, praying to the skies for sun. Hey that's why she lives here, hates the Americans but loves the sun.
Nah I'm only kidding.
Right I better go shower, going to be late for work as it is. Let see what kind of mood everyone's in today yeah????
Can't wait