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OK as some of you know, there's been lots of changes going on lately, hence the lack of my spraggworld pages, but I would like to announce that I am officially BACK.
Many apologies to all of you, but please if you knew what was going on, you'd understand, let's put it that way. So please forgive me, especially Davar, Kiwi Boy, Simon, Caroline and all the rest of you, who really keep this site going. Because if it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't bother.
So last night, what a blast, at my girlfriends Salon, which is called Jason Croy on Bank Street, right here in the Village. Well they were celebrating the fact that last night's episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy had some part of their segment in Jason's salon. So what does a fabulous old fag do? he throws a fucking street party, that's what he does.
So after dinner I thought I'd take a walk over there to see what was going on, and couldn't believe how many people had turned up? seriously you'd of thought it was the opening of some fab art gallery, or a celebrity was in tow or something? Actually that reminds me? myself and Morpheus saw Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday, walking and talking and also trying to button up the back of her blouse which was open for all to see. All this as she was rushing past us, with, as I noticed, because I'm a girl, but I swear Aphrodite and Snoopy would of SO NOTICED IT AS WELL. The biggest, shiniest rock of her finger, wow that thing was bright, very pretty, classic, FANFUCKINGTASTIC
So anyway yeah, I get to the salon and there's load of people. One of them being a woman called Sherry who owns Basique, a fantastic bed linen, bathrobe, towels sort of place, all French I think? here on Christopher Street. She has this fuck off huge, white American or is it French bulldog called Skilos, which is Greek for DOG. How canny?
Anyway we said hello, she introduced me to a few of her friends, who were equally adorable, in fact everyone was adorable there, lots of yummy fabulous people, and lots of ageing gays, but that's ok, there always a blast.
Actually that reminds me, Kathleen Chalfant was there, yeah I know, a lot of you are thinking who? but she's actually quite a famous Broadway actress over here, she did a great version of Wit at the Century Theatre and is a good friend of Barbara Zinn Krieger's, my old boss at the Vineyard Theatre. We do know each other, but she was busy chatting to a bunch of people and to be honest I couldn't be bothered going up and saying hello.
Oooh hold on, there's my coffee boiling....ok, back now
So yeah anyway, there we all were, drinks in hand, courtesy of Jason Croy, very kind, watching this big screen, with the boys jumping all over this man, and there he was Jason, the man himself, cutting and grooming this poor wankers hair into looking like something decent, which it did, I mean Jason couldn't help the poor bastards features, but he got the hair pretty well. What I thought was hysterical, me and a woman called Lane who is adorable, very sophisticated, been around the block, you could tell, but dead cool, you know? Anyway because the inside AND the outside of the hair salon was jam packed with lots of fabulous looking people, obviously the scummy civilians, were like..."what's going on over there"? "who ARE all those people"? and "what are they watching and doing", it was fabulous, we felt very "in"
So yeah after that I scuttled back home, feeling a tad tipsy, as the wine HAD been flowing, courtesy of Baz, Josh's husband who is totally adorable and now has a tattoo store, and yeah I'm actually thinking of getting one, well why fucking not? I'm in a rebellious mood and I was actually thinking of getting a Bewitched character, you know after my own name AND my web site. But of course I wouldn't even consider it, without YOUR blessing, so let me know what you think. I was thinking of having it down near my pelvic bone, you know so that it will always been taut, even when I'm fat and old. Well I hate those tattoos on old women when they fade and fucking stretch, it's horrible.
So anyway, please let me know what you think, especially you Davar as it's your design. SHit that reminds me, I still have your bloody trolley, I'll get it back over today, I PROMISE.
Mmmm oh yeah and also Darlene my lovely little angel, left me an adorable message at 8am this morning. She really is a sweetie, massively unfocused, and totally fucked up, but an adorable person, she really is, LOVE THAT GIRL.
Anyway apologies again for not being around lately, but like I said, lots of shit going on, but I'm back now and READY TO ROCK
Thanks for being patient....LOVE YA!!