So yesterday was an ok day, did my gym thing, hit the roof deck, got myself a LOT of sun, but as always I got it in patches. It happens every year, parts of my body get red and other parts don't. Literally I can be lying there and one bit of my arm will get red, but the skin RIGHT NEXT TO IT, stays white? it's fucking bizarre man, I'm like a patchwork quilt, just bits at a time, but eventually they all merge together and I get tanned all over. And yes it does look kind of funny.
Work was ok, Darlene was in an extra crazy mood, flashing her tits around the office for some reason? Of course Miri the lovely guy from Sette upstairs was in the office at the time and now feels that it should be office policy for ALL OF US GIRLS to do it once a week on command. Yeah, funny.
I actually wanted to hang around last night, but Joey, the manager of the club wasn't in the mood and neither was Darlene, so off I went, like a lone warrior, walking the streets, looking for fun. So I end up in Dublin 6, well of course I do. Well to be honest I was going to go to Jerry's and see my friend Joe who works there, but again, I didn't really want to be sat at a busy Soho bar on a Thursday night by myself, so Dublin 6 it was.
It wasn't very busy and of course the lovely Sandy was there, but also a friend of hers was there called Sheryl who was ever so sweet. Her boyfriend had been away for the past 10 days on a "getting to know himself" kind of man trip. Basically he'd taken a tent somewhere upstate, pitched it and sat around doing a bit of thinking for the past 10 days, or something else, just sounds the smae.
So I was kind of thinking well why aren't you off at his place, shagging his brains out, but she wasn't intending to see him last night at all, oh no, not until today around midday. No she wanted to eat just fruit yesterday and last night, even though she had a steak at Dublin 6, then go home, do a body scrub and then do a full body tan all over. Shit woman just go and see him, I don't know it was all very bizarre, but she was adorable and we had a laugh, especially when she told me how this coming August 16th she was having liposuction on the back of her thighs, even though, and this is true, I really thought her thighs looked pretty good, but whatever.
She's also had her tits done, which were actually rather fabulous to say the least. I don't know get my tits made slightly bigger or a tattoo? OOOOOhhhhh
Also yesterday Rudolph came back to town, he's our club consultant, is always off jetting about, just got back from Brazil yesterday and was telling us all yesterday about his experiences the other week with this Brazilian prostitute. Well apparently well in Brazil if you haven't got a chick, it's the thing to do, as they're like really hot and will do almost anything for you....whatever. So he's there with her, has most of his money in a wallet in the hotel safe, but then has about $200 dollars in his trouser pocket. He's already given her like $70 I think, or something like that? and goes to take his pants of. Anyway she says, why don't you put them on the chair over by the wall so that they don't crease. He thinks oh yeah, like why would she give a shit, but complies anyway. Then apparently as she's going down on him, he looks over to the wall and sees this hand from behind the curtain inside his pants pocket.
Can you believe that or what? I laughed my ass off. So basically they have a cool little scam going on there, holes in hotel walls and all that. He laughed it off as basically it's the big game over there, and if you can't get with it, then don't bother doing it. It didn't seem to bother him at all, he laughed about it, but unfortunately for the girl, she didn't get a tip, and apparently she seemed put out about that, but Rudolph just laughed and was like yeah, see ya.
Funny
Right I really have to go, now I have to take my coffee in the shower with me.
Later, have a good weekend everyone, I will, my gal pal Lucy gets here this evening....yay!! wild weekend for me.